"Can you hear me, Morpheus? I'm going to be honest with you. I hate this cheese, this crust, this sauce, this italian sausage, whatever you want to call it. I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing."
"My Slice! That guy took my slice!"
"We're willing to wipe the oven clean, give you a fresh slice. All we ask in return is your cooperation in bringing a known terrorist to justice.
Yeah. Well, that sounds like a really good deal. But I think I may have a better one. ... How about I give you 6 dollars, and you give me the whole pie."
LMAO