If he doesn't get it now, more than 3 years after AMD started spanking the motherfrack out of the P4 architecture on a clock-per-clock comparison, then he'll never get it.
He must think Conroe's are doubly crap, since they're "slower" than even Athlon 64s, which are "slower" than P4!! Why would anyone buy a Conroe? Right? lol!!!
This isn't really accurate, but it might help. Athlons have a wider and shorter pipeline than P4s, which is longer and skinnier. The data doesn't have to go as "fast" through the Athlon 64 pipeline, because more of it will fit in there at once, and it has less distance to travel - because the pipeline is shorter. That's (sort of) why an Athlon 64 gets stuff figured out before a P4 does - you can send more data through it at once. Hyperthreading was one approach to doing this - the Athlon 64 architecture was a MUCH more efficient approach. Conroe has (among other things), even a "wider" pipe than the Athlon 64, which helps to explain why it is faster than an A64, even though the data goes through it at a "slower" speed (Ghz).
If he doesn't get that, just kick him in the nuts, and then say ROSHAMBO. Tell him that if he'd been running an Athlon 64, he would have heard ROSHAMBO before you kicked him, but since he's on the "faster" P4 architecture, he didn't get to hear it till after. It doesn't really make any sense, but it will probably make sense to him.