I was about to post this in the DessertCart thread but it got locked before i could post it. Its a list of uses for a program that can converse like Dessertcart aka CatfishHunter or whatever his name was.
I think the bot should be named after what it's used for.
Lets see...in no particular order I'd like to offer some suggestions:
1. The SOS bot. Sieve of stupidity. Basically what it does is taunts people to show which ones are the densest (is that a word? lol) in a thread.
2. The flamebait generator. Basically gets everyone all worked up and then stores all of the flames in a database for later retrieval and use in another thread.
3 The weighloss bot. Basically it gets you all worked up into a frenzy trying to flame it. It distracts you from food cravings cause you're too busy thinking of ways to flame it.
4. The phone home bot. The demographic for this one would be relatives that would like to hear from family members more often. The bot flames you until you call your mommy.
Thats all I can think of for now but there's probably more use for it. Anyone else care to add to the list?
Mods hope you don't lock this thread. Its just a humorous post regarding the humorous thread.
I think the bot should be named after what it's used for.
Lets see...in no particular order I'd like to offer some suggestions:
1. The SOS bot. Sieve of stupidity. Basically what it does is taunts people to show which ones are the densest (is that a word? lol) in a thread.
2. The flamebait generator. Basically gets everyone all worked up and then stores all of the flames in a database for later retrieval and use in another thread.
3 The weighloss bot. Basically it gets you all worked up into a frenzy trying to flame it. It distracts you from food cravings cause you're too busy thinking of ways to flame it.
4. The phone home bot. The demographic for this one would be relatives that would like to hear from family members more often. The bot flames you until you call your mommy.
Thats all I can think of for now but there's probably more use for it. Anyone else care to add to the list?
Mods hope you don't lock this thread. Its just a humorous post regarding the humorous thread.
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