The Many Talents of Kate Upton *NSFW*

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Hacp

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Carpet does not match the drapes (I'm partial to brunettes myself, but I don't like bleach blondes). She's definitely pretty and has amazing all-natural boobies, but in that sorta "I've seen a lot of girls just as pretty if not more so working at Subway, JcPenney, or (insert a thousand other normal jobs here)."

IOW, there is like million-strong hot, and then super model hot. She ain't super model hot.

You don't quite understand what supermodels are supposed to be. Supermodels do not need the prettiest faces. What they do need is a body with something special that will help them highlight the clothes they are modeling. If you're looking for the prettiest face, well that's where aspiring actresses go.
 

OBLAMA2009

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Poor bone structure. Hips/legs aren't what I would consider fully developed.

shes got goofy stick legs. nice but overall not hot enuff to warrant the huge amount of attention she gets. they forgot to mention her "talent" for satisfying black dudes like tiger woods and puff daddy and lamers like sanchez and verlander
 
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DaTT

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Carpet does not match the drapes (I'm partial to brunettes myself, but I don't like bleach blondes). She's definitely pretty and has amazing all-natural boobies, but in that sorta "I've seen a lot of girls just as pretty if not more so working at Subway, JcPenney, or (insert a thousand other normal jobs here)."

IOW, there is like million-strong hot, and then super model hot. She ain't super model hot.

I don't find most super models to be hot. Some of them have weird faces.
 

boomhower

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Belly button down just doesn't look right but she's still smoking. Vid made my morning.
 

rasczak

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I don't get the appeal really. She's got a gigantic rack for a skinny chick so she's got that going for her. However, she just doesn't make my jaw drop like Heidi Klum did or Cindy Crawford did in their primes. Put her up against those two, and she comes in last every time.
 

Fritzo

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She has just the right amount of natural bounce and hang right now, but in 10 years she's going to need some implants.
 

Jaskalas

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If I could press a button to eliminate the competition for her, it'd be nice knowing you ATOT... :awe:
 

Rumpltzer

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Man, this is what's wrong with America these days. Someone posts a video about this woman's talent, and you all focus on the way that she looks. :mad:



That is an incredibly talented woman. :D
 

Red Storm

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She has just the right amount of natural bounce and hang right now, but in 10 years she's going to need some implants.

Agreed. Definitely hot now but she is not going to be one of those women who age well. But this ain't no time lapse so might as well just shut up and enjoy the present!
 

KeithTalent

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Is this the new princess? She's ok I guess.

KT
 

QueBert

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i would still want my kids to have her face. she's gorgeous.

let's see a high res of your face.

LOl the fuck? that pic is low resolution as hell. Without makeup and lighting and Photoshop she'd more than likely look worse than the pic that Dari posted.

You don't want to see an HD shot of her similar to the one he posted *barf*

Amazing what boobs and makeup can make a man think about a female, her agent definitely deserves 10x what she's paying him.
 
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