The Many Talents of Kate Upton *NSFW*

KillerBee

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Some times like this it's best to instantly click on "Allow All This Page"
when running NoScript :)
 

schneiderguy

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you'd want your kids to have her face.

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Mustache
Bad skin
Nose hair
Probably looks like shit without makeup

Absolutely disgusting.
 

VAisforlovers

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I know I'll get picked on for saying this but she has no curves. Nice chest for sure, but her hip is like a straight board. I'd still hit it but just saying.
 

Dari

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i would still want my kids to have her face. she's gorgeous.

let's see a high res of your face.

She's not that pretty. And her chest really isn't that big. But she does have a hell of an agent, one who can perform miracles...
 

Dari

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you're on crack if you don't think she's beautiful.

She looks like trailer trash. Like this chick from Alabama or Mississippi I met at Mardi Gras and fucked the same night. Sorry, that's all I see there. If you find her beautiful then good for you, I guess.
 

tcsenter

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Carpet does not match the drapes (I'm partial to brunettes myself, but I don't like bleach blondes). She's definitely pretty and has amazing all-natural boobies, but in that sorta "I've seen a lot of girls just as pretty if not more so working at Subway, JcPenney, or (insert a thousand other normal jobs here)."

IOW, there is like million-strong hot, and then super model hot. She ain't super model hot.