The MAN CODE

[brunswickite]

this might be a repost but i think its hilarious

Man Code

my faves are

10. No man is ever required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering a friends birthday is strictly optional and slightly gay.

8. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another guy who's running late is 5 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 babe scale.

 

[isekii]

nice

looks like a lot of them might apply to someone who is confused.

 

[Anubis]

you left a bunch out of it

 

[Zebo]

Originally posted by: TheEvil1
you left a bunch out of it

22. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

Or better yet drive her home🙂

 

[jonmullen]

LMAO worth the read

 

[illusion88]

Rule #9,076: When receiving oral sex while driving, always:

Wear your seat belt.
Close the sunroof.
Smile.
Make extended eye contact with as many women in other cars as possible.

haha

 

[Deeko]

multiple repost. but still very good and worth reposting.

 

[bigrash]

Rule #9,806: The morning after you and a babe who was formerly ?just a friend? have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you?re feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to nail her again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was

haha