The Love Doctor is in the House. Willing to answer Qustions about your love life.

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Yes ppl, I am a real live Love Doctor and I can help answer your questions about love. So don't hesistate, ask me your questions about girls and guys, and I will try to answer them the best I can. Oh and please don't PM them to me. Post them in the thread.


[Edit] This is not a joke. I have volunteered for the Student Counselling service at my college for a year and have dealt with all sort of situations.
 

Yeeny

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Ok, well see if you can help me. I have 55DD hooters, and everytime I turn around, I knock my boyfriend off the chair with them. He said he will leave me if I don't get them reduced, what do I do now?
 

Siva

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My girlfriend keeps knocking me over with her giant breasts and she won't get them reduced, what should I do?
 
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Dear GirlFriday,

Looks like your boy friend is not feeling secure about your breasts. He thinks they attract attention from other guys, and being the jealous guy that he seems like he is, he can't stand that attention. He is very possesive and the threat to leave you is just an excuse to show this. I think women should love their bodies and accept themselves what ever they look like.
 
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Dear Siva,

If you really love your girl friend than such thing should not affect a healthy relationship. Get used to it, and show her you care about her.
 

Yeeny

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<< Dear Siva,

If you really love your girl friend than such thing should not affect a healthy relationship. Get used to it, and show her you care about her.
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Yeah dammit! And besides, a pin would make quick work of your girlfriend anyway. Then you could just inflate her a little less this time. :D
 

Siva

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fantasticstatic

I doubt you'd be able to say that after 2 skull fractures, severe whiplash, and hundreds of painful nipple to eye injuries.
 
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<< fantasticstatic

I doubt you'd be able to say that after 2 skull fractures, severe whiplash, and hundreds of painful nipple to eye injuries.
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Love hurts huh?
 

eakers

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<< eakers, all good doctors believe in their patients getting second opinions. ;) >>



but but... i thought people here liked me......

thankyou for making me cry girlfriday.

*kat. <--- :(
 

kranky

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As far as I am concerned, eakers is the one and only true authentic original. Even though she's getting a little old for it. ;)
 

jaydee

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Your 17, getting your driver license real soon. Would you pursue a relationship with an almost 16 year old over 100 miles away, and see each other mabey every other month at best. BTW, you really like her.
 

Yeeny

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<<

<< eakers, all good doctors believe in their patients getting second opinions. ;) >>



but but... i thought people here liked me......

thankyou for making me cry girlfriday.

*kat. <--- :(
>>



Aww, you know I like you. I just like to have all my ground covered when it comes to doctors opinions. ;)
 

Azraele

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<<but but... i thought people here liked me>>

You're one of the most well-liked people on these boards eakers. :)

You're not a monopoly now, consider it a good thing. :p
 
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<< Your 17, getting your driver license real soon. Would you pursue a relationship with an almost 16 year old over 100 miles away, and see each other mabey every other month at best. BTW, you really like her. >>




Dear Jaydee,

So you really like her and you are 17 and she is 16. Long distance relationships are fine in my book, as long as the people involved are not very young, which is in this case. Having a relationship doesn't mean that you go out, eat, hang out, and just talk. Having a relationship means much more that that. you say that at best you will be able to see her just once a month. What about the other 29 days? What if she is sad one day, and needs comforting. What if you are sad one day and need comforting? What if you are feeling low and need a hug? and what if she does? Can you be there for each other in times like these. I am sure the answer is no. Long distance relationships only work when the 2 ppl involved have known each other before but than one had to move away for some reason.

So to answer your question, I would not pursue such a relationship, but I would however keep in touh with her and just be friends with her.
 

jaydee

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Hmmm, allright thanks. I'll let you know what transpires (if anything). *Wondering why she has to live out-of-state*