The LONE ranger. (A stolen Brutuskend JOKE)

[Brutuskend]

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through the great plains, when they happen upon a small city, located on the transcontinental railroad.

As the two approached the tracks, Tonto jumped off of hjis horse and quickly placed his ear to the ground. "What is it ?" asked the Ranger.

"Iron Horse come." replied Tonto.

"How can you tell?" asked Lone.

"Tracks rumble" said Tonto.

Sure enough, a train was sighted coming down the tracks only a few miles away. With the Lone Ranger fully impressed, the companions mounted up, and started across the plains once more.

A few hours passed before Tonto dismounted once more, and placed his ear to the ground.

"What is it Tonto?", asked the Ranger. "There are no train tracks anywhere around here.".

After a second , Tonto replied "Buffalo come".

Lone remembered the trick from back in town, and asked again "How can you tell?"

Tonto replied "Ear sticky"..........

 

[Kalvin00]

LOL! :beer:

 

[Xionide]

eh, wha?

 

[Chiropteran]

Funny.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Haha 😀

Cheer Brutuskend :beer:

 

[Syringer]

Originally posted by: Xionide
eh, wha?

Think about what can a buffalo do to make a guy's ear sticky..

 

[So]

Best joke of the day Brutuskend :beer:

 

[XZeroII]

I wonder why he put his ear in it? :disgust:

 

[CarlKillerMiller]

Ahh, alright i guess. 5/10.

 

[Ketteringo]

Dirty, so you get some brownie points for that.

 

[Feldenak]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Haha 😀

Cheer Brutuskend :beer:

 

[Amorphus]

but for Tonto, "come" is future tense, and he should've used past.

 

[UlricT]

not bad...

 

[SociallyChallenged]

Better than the what would Jesus do one.