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The little car that couldn't. A poem by Skoorb.

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No Lifer
The Little Car That Couldn't
Written by Skoorb
July 2002

God I hate this bloody car,
It never gets me very far.

Colored green like an ugly tree,
People always laugh at me.

Driving this car I know I shouldn't,
Damn this little car that couldn't!
 
And the door locks are busted,
I have to use a fvcking coat hanger

And if a girlie sees my car,
there's no chance I'll ever bang her.


Sorry for not respecting your work, dude, it just reminded me of an old Adam Sandler song. 😉
 
the car adam sandler has is a diesel VW minibus with the camper feature stuck in the up position.
 
Originally posted by: BigJohnKC
And the door locks are busted,
I have to use a fvcking coat hanger

And if a girlie sees my car,
there's no chance I'll ever bang her.


Sorry for not respecting your work, dude, it just reminded me of an old Adam Sandler song. 😉
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I love that song 😀

Good poem skoorb.
 
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