The limp noodle strikes again

[UberDave]

wtf.... I don't get it


I meet the girl of my dreams, and this happens. BAH, I say.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: UberDave
wtf.... I don't get it


I meet the girl of my dreams, and this happens. BAH, I say.

 

[Hammer]

that sucks man

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

I imagine it is because she is "the girl of your dreams" that you are having problems. I think many guys struggle with novel situations, especially ones where we feel pressure to perform (as in your situation). Try not to worry too much, and you will perform like a champ the next time around with her.

 

[jlee75]

hey man. my sister was just able to presribe medication. so if you want some viagra let me know and she could write a prescription for you.

But keep in mind you'll still pay like $8 each pill. Or head over the mexico and pay dirt cheap prices.

 

[UberDave]

Originally posted by: Don_Vito
I imagine it is because she is "the girl of your dreams" that you are having problems. I think many guys struggle with novel situations, especially ones where we feel pressure to perform (as in your situation). Try not to worry too much, and you will perform like a champ the next time around with her.

I think that's what it is- so much pressure and being nervous........ I hope there'll be other times, this girl is :Q

 

[Ameesh]

wtf? are you ill? maybe you should go to the doctor, most guys below 25 get hard ons without thinking twice about it let alone getting a girl in bed.

 

[amnesiac]

Lacking Viagra, I suggest some Wellbutrin. Some nasty side effects but you'll be stiff as a board for hours.
Just don't expect to "finish" without a LOT of work.

 

[UberDave]

Originally posted by: Ameesh
wtf? are you ill? maybe you should go to the doctor, most guys below 25 get hard ons without thinking twice about it let alone getting a girl in bed.

I dunno man, I'm like that all the time except when it actually comes time to do it. I'm really pissed about it, but i'm sure its all about the nervousness, etc. It gets to me. =(

 

[gopunk]

Originally posted by: UberDave

Originally posted by: Ameesh
wtf? are you ill? maybe you should go to the doctor, most guys below 25 get hard ons without thinking twice about it let alone getting a girl in bed.

I dunno man, I'm like that all the time except when it actually comes time to do it. I'm really pissed about it, but i'm sure its all about the nervousness, etc. It gets to me. =(

maybe *a little* booze?

 

[UberDave]

Originally posted by: gopunk

Originally posted by: UberDave

Originally posted by: Ameesh
wtf? are you ill? maybe you should go to the doctor, most guys below 25 get hard ons without thinking twice about it let alone getting a girl in bed.

I dunno man, I'm like that all the time except when it actually comes time to do it. I'm really pissed about it, but i'm sure its all about the nervousness, etc. It gets to me. =(

maybe *a little* booze?

Had some.....like a shot, why?

 

[gopunk]

Originally posted by: UberDave

Originally posted by: gopunk

Originally posted by: UberDave

Originally posted by: Ameesh
wtf? are you ill? maybe you should go to the doctor, most guys below 25 get hard ons without thinking twice about it let alone getting a girl in bed.

I dunno man, I'm like that all the time except when it actually comes time to do it. I'm really pissed about it, but i'm sure its all about the nervousness, etc. It gets to me. =(

maybe *a little* booze?

Had some.....like a shot, why?

no, that was my suggestion. since you said you were nervous. maybe more booze then? not too much of course, you don't want to be sloppy drunk...

 

[Kadarin]

It could be psychological.. Or it may just be a weird sexual thing. The girl with whom I have been the most sexually attracted to is not the same person as the best-looking girl that I have dated..

 

[UberDave]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
It could be psychological.. Or it may just be a weird sexual thing. The girl with whom I have been the most sexually attracted to is not the same person as the best-looking girl that I have dated..

Yeah... I think you hit the nail on the head. Some other girls i've dated turned me on way more and I was really comfy with them so it was all good. I guess I'll give this girl more time to grow on me maybe that will help.

 

[UberDave]

Originally posted by: gopunk

Originally posted by: UberDave

Originally posted by: gopunk

Originally posted by: UberDave

Originally posted by: Ameesh
wtf? are you ill? maybe you should go to the doctor, most guys below 25 get hard ons without thinking twice about it let alone getting a girl in bed.

I dunno man, I'm like that all the time except when it actually comes time to do it. I'm really pissed about it, but i'm sure its all about the nervousness, etc. It gets to me. =(

maybe *a little* booze?

Had some.....like a shot, why?

no, that was my suggestion. since you said you were nervous. maybe more booze then? not too much of course, you don't want to be sloppy drunk...

Dude, sex and alcohol do NOT mix with me If anything it'll make ya have limpy even more.

 

[tcsenter]

It's happened to me when I was under the influence of alcohol and when I had taken a couple narcotic painkillers (Vicodins). Ok, I had taken more than a couple, but they were a few hours apart. Buzzing pretty good, though. heh

If I've had more than two drinks, alcohol begins to diminish my sex drive. Four or five drinks will just about kill it completely.

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

I have heard good things about yohimbe, though I have never used it.

 

[Kevin]

Maybe the troops just aren't ready for battle?

 

[FSUpaintball]

I hate to suggest it.... but maybe you should look into some sort of Viagra-esque type of thing....

You should do what it takes to rise to the occasion next time.

 

[Red Dawn]

Grow a pair, that might help!

 

[SweetBaboo]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Grow a pair, that might help!

ouch

 

[Red Dawn]

UberStud

Help it's fallen and it can't get up!!

Think of it as Natures way of making sure weak pukes like you do not procreate.

 

[Rallispec]

good luck man.. hope it works out better next time

 

[Vic]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
UberStud

Help it's fallen and it can't get up!!

Think of it as Natures way of making sure weak pukes like you do not procreate.

Why aren't you banned? :disgust:

 

[Red Dawn]

Why aren't you banned?

Are you upset because I make fun of some dude who has posted pics of his sexual conquests in the past? Are you upset because I scoff at those who post here about their sexual inadequicies? Good!