The Liar's Club

NuclearNed

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One of the statements below is verifiably true (i.e. I can either provide a picture, a link, or some other means to prove that it is true). All the other statements are false. Once the correct statement is identified, I will provide proof and the winner gets to post their own list of lies.

New rules:
-You only get one guess and then you're out for the round.
-When it is your turn, you can post as many or as few lies as you like.

1. I have a half sister named Stacey.
2. In high school I dated Brittany Murphy for a very short (miniscule) period of time.
3. When I was a kid, I lived a couple of years in Idaho.
4. I was involved in a court case that was reviewed by the United States Supreme Court.
5. My first pet was a dog named Skipper.
6. In 2002, I threw out the first pitch at game 3 of the World Series.
7. On a good day, I can bench press 300 pounds.
8. I can be seen in the background in an episode of Seinfeld.
9. I am a distant relative of ex-president William Clinton.
10. I can solve any Rubik's cube in less than three minutes.
11. My brother and I once caused the death of an innocent bystander.
12. I have a minor discovery in mathematics, which has been published in an academic journal.
13. I once won over $4000 playing poker in one day at Vegas.
14. I can trace my family history back at least 300 years.
15. I have a modest collection of things signed by William Shatner.
16. I had a full scholarship to Purdue to play football, but blew out my knee during my first spring practice.
17. I work at a nuclear power plant.
18. The tattoo on my arm includes my wife's name.
19. I once caught a fish that weighed over 50 pounds.
20. I hold a record for total number of ribs eaten at a local barbeque place.
 

NuclearNed

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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: NuclearNed
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
I'll eliminate the obvious and go with #17 :p

- M4H

lie.

Thus the "eliminate the obvious" :)

Next up on that list,

5. My first pet was a dog named Skipper.

So mundane it must be a lie. ;)

- M4H

yes, a lie
 
Jan 31, 2002
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Originally posted by: iamwiz82
Originally posted by: NuclearNed
Originally posted by: iamwiz82
#4, if my google skills are any good.

***ding ding ding***

WINNAR

The proof:
There are plenty of links out there about this; this was just the first Google found.

Boy am I good. :D

You sure were a instigator, eh? :p

I should have thought to Google the real name in the profile. :p

/awaits iamwiz82's list

Oh, and as a preemptive strike, if anything involves "married to LolaWiz" or boobies, I call that answer. :D

- M4H
 

NuclearNed

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iamwiz82

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Originally posted by: NuclearNed
Originally posted by: iamwiz82
Originally posted by: NuclearNed
Originally posted by: iamwiz82
#4, if my google skills are any good.

***ding ding ding***

WINNAR

The proof:
There are plenty of links out there about this; this was just the first Google found.

Boy am I good. :D

You sure were a instigator, eh? :p

Absolutely. Now, please post a list of lies about yourself.

I dont think I have anything that can be verified online.
 
Jan 31, 2002
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Originally posted by: iamwiz82
Originally posted by: NuclearNed
Originally posted by: iamwiz82
Originally posted by: NuclearNed
Originally posted by: iamwiz82
#4, if my google skills are any good.

***ding ding ding***

WINNAR

The proof:
There are plenty of links out there about this; this was just the first Google found.

Boy am I good. :D

You sure were a instigator, eh? :p

Absolutely. Now, please post a list of lies about yourself.

I dont think I have anything that can be verified online.

Blah. Then defer to someone else.

- M4H
 

NuclearNed

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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: iamwiz82
Originally posted by: NuclearNed
Originally posted by: iamwiz82
Originally posted by: NuclearNed
Originally posted by: iamwiz82
#4, if my google skills are any good.

***ding ding ding***

WINNAR

The proof:
There are plenty of links out there about this; this was just the first Google found.

Boy am I good. :D

You sure were a instigator, eh? :p

Absolutely. Now, please post a list of lies about yourself.

I dont think I have anything that can be verified online.

Blah. Then defer to someone else.

- M4H

Yeah - or take a pic of something around your house that will back up your true claim.