the large mountain jew

[gorcorps]

http://notalwaysright.com/?s=mountain jew

Me: “…and a large Dew.”

Customer: “I’m sorry, did you just call me a Jew?”

Customer’s wife: “But honey, you are a Jew.”

Me: “Oh no, sorry. I meant a large Mountain Dew.”

Customer: “Oh really? Really, I’m flattered but I’ve never been to the mountains.”

Me: “Ah, sorry?”

Customer: *comically bangs his fists against his chest* “I am the large mountain Jew!”

Customer’s wife: * to me* “I am so sorry about him. Honestly, I can’t take him anywhere.”

Me: “Really, it’s fine.”

Customer: “The large mountain Jew goes anywhere he wants to!”

 

[sjwaste]

Haha, I hadn't seen this site before. Thanks.

http://notalwaysright.com/suffering-from-a-salt/6856

This one took a turn that had me laughing pretty hard.

 

[Perknose]

The Hasidic sports crowd, their ritual tassels twirling in the late afternoon sun, enthusiastically cheered on Lem, the large mountain jew.

"Go Lem, Go Lem," they cheered.