The Kaslan Corporation had a big announcement.

[shortylickens]

Unveiling sometime today.

 

[shortylickens]

● Highly intricate cloud-backed voice recognition engine capable of identifying speech and comprehension of inflection, tonality and subtle variations in the human voice

● Ability to learn from human interaction and via 20 sensors and cameras that provide real-time information about its environment

● State-of-the-art sensor design providing high resolution image recognition and grip sensitivity

● Preloaded with the ability to comprehend and converse in both English and Spanish, with the option for language expansion via the Kaslan Language Acquisition App

● Connectivity to the latest Kaslan products including the Kaslan HUB home controller, Kaslan VAC robotic vacuum, Kaslan Speakers, Kaslan Drone, the self-driving Kaslan Kar, and other smart home devices

● And so much more!

 

[JEDIYoda]

I thought the announcement was they were jumping head first into the sexual robot market....oh well.....

 

[destrekor]

Hehehe

This is all a marketing push for the new Child's Play movie

 

[destrekor]