The JOKE OF THE DAY!!!!, Real Ass Joke, READ IT

nvfx

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Apr 6, 2004
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Ok so here is the joke you never heard..........


Once upon a time, there were 2 twin Brother babies, am mom and a Dad. The babies were small and used to suckup milk everyday. One day, Baby # 2 realized that his twin Bro or Baby # 1 sucks more milk than required and thus Baby # 2 would only get some drops to suck!!.

So after tired of his bro (Baby #1), he thought of a plan, he used poison on the nipples so that his twin bro may not be ableto suck for life or die.

Confident of what Baby # 2 had done, he went to sleep thinking the next day would bring some Parabolic Glory.

NEXT MORNING:

Baby # 2 woke up cheerfully hoping to get some milk, opened the door and found the funnerel of his father.

haahhahaha, Baby # 1 lives.............
 

Confused

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He shoots.....


It flies right over the goal, out of the stadium, and lands in Timbucktoo 3 days later.