The Jerk is the greatest movie ever?

GasX

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The Jerk was one over the weekend. I had forgotten how simply awesome that movie is.

OK, maybe Blazing Saddles is better, but damn this movie is funny!
 

ahurtt

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NOT!

Wasn't a bad movie by any means but hardly qualifies as best movie ever.
 

GasX

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:music:
Oh, I'm picking out a thermos, for you
Not an ordinary thermos, for you

But the extra-best thermos, you can buy
With vinyl, and stripes, and a cup built right in
:music:
 

slsmnaz

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Originally posted by: ahurtt
NOT!

Wasn't a bad movie by any means but hardly qualifies as best movie ever.

It's definitely at the top. What would your vote be for the greatest ever?
 

GasX

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The good news is, I may have some extra money coming in soon as I've found some extra work. My friend Patty promised me a blow job.
 

Iron Woode

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there are snails on her plate. Now get them out of here before she sees them! Look away, just look away, keep your eyes that way! You would think that in a fancy restaurant at these prices you could keep the snails off the food! There are so many snails there you can't even see the food! Now take those away and bring us those melted cheese sandwich appetizers you talked me out of!

 

BornStar

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Originally posted by: Mwilding
:music:
Oh, I'm picking out a thermos, for you
Not an ordinary thermos, for you

But the extra-best thermos, you can buy
With vinyl, and stripes, and a cup built right in
:music:
Oh, I'm picking out a thermos, for you
And maybe a barometer, too

But what else can I buy
So on me you'll rely
A rear-end thermometer, too
 

Slick5150

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I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it.
 

GasX

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Originally posted by: blackdogdeek
where ya headed?

oh the end of the block.

i'll take it.

I don't know why, but they edited that out of the TV version.
 

Slick5150

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Originally posted by: Mwilding
Originally posted by: blackdogdeek
where ya headed?

oh the end of the block.

i'll take it.

I don't know why, but they edited that out of the TV version.


I think the line is actually "the end of the fence", but yeah, I've seen it removed from the TV version before. I assume just for time so they can cram an extra commercial in there.
 

EvilYoda

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yeah, hilarious movie...couldn't watch more this weekend, I think some form of football was on somewhere :p
 

Homerboy

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As long as you have a voucher!

Step right up and win some crap!


Ah classic crap in that movie. My wife and I quote it all the time. Top 5 comedies of all time EASILY.
 

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Originally posted by: miri
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels was steve martins funniest movie

Thats so weird, I was just about to post the exact same thing.

"Why is the cork on the fork?"
"Why, to protect him from hurting himself!"
"Doh"
 

GasX

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Originally posted by: Tizyler
Originally posted by: miri
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels was steve martins funniest movie

Thats so weird, I was just about to post the exact same thing.

"Why is the cork on the fork?"
"Why, to protect him from hurting himself!"
"Doh"

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