The Italian guy at the end of the desk has flatulence!

NinjaTech

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What is the deal with Italian guys??? Why do they always have such bad gas? Do you think it's the pasta or the sauce?
 

BoomerD

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You're lucky he's at the end of the desk. If it was me, I'd come sit down beside you and share...:p

(or just float an air biscuit every time I walked by your desk) :biggrin:
 

dfuze

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You're lucky he's at the end of the desk. If it was me, I'd come sit down beside you and share...:p

(or just float an air biscuit every time I walked by your desk) :biggrin:
Do you work with me? Seems quite a few here do just that :p
 

HumblePie

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Speaking of which, you want to talk about gas bags at work do you? Well, here's my dire problem. Every month or so we get customers coming in to check out our software product and do reviews. Yes they are all either in the military or DoD. They come from all over the country and when they get here they MUST have local tex mex or barbecue. These guys don't normally eat this stuff so it does bad things to them after lunch. So imagine being locked in a 20x20 room for 6 hours with about 10-20 guys all ranging in age from 30 to 60 playing "fart games" in the dark.
 

BoomerD

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Speaking of which, you want to talk about gas bags at work do you? Well, here's my dire problem. Every month or so we get customers coming in to check out our software product and do reviews. Yes they are all either in the military or DoD. They come from all over the country and when they get here they MUST have local tex mex or barbecue. These guys don't normally eat this stuff so it does bad things to them after lunch. So imagine being locked in a 20x20 room for 6 hours with about 10-20 guys all ranging in age from 30 to 60 playing "fart games" in the dark.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6dm9rN6oTs
 

NinjaTech

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You're lucky he's at the end of the desk. If it was me, I'd come sit down beside you and share...:p

(or just float an air biscuit every time I walked by your desk) :biggrin:

ewwwhhh ..."float an air biscuit". Please hold the gravy.

Do you work with me? Seems quite a few here do just that :p

Why? Are you the one that is fumigating the building? ;)

I love cropdusting, it's so much fun.

"Cropdusting"?!?! Is that like a "drive by"?

how do you know it's coming from him?

A distinct smell of garlic and roasted red peppers is coming from that side of the room. :p

Maybe he had some great food this weekend and wanted to share it with you?

Nah, that's not it. :)

Have some beans for lunch and join him in his gas-fest. :D

Not possible, there would be too much collateral damage. ;)
 

dfuze

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Speaking of which, you want to talk about gas bags at work do you? Well, here's my dire problem. Every month or so we get customers coming in to check out our software product and do reviews. Yes they are all either in the military or DoD. They come from all over the country and when they get here they MUST have local tex mex or barbecue. These guys don't normally eat this stuff so it does bad things to them after lunch. So imagine being locked in a 20x20 room for 6 hours with about 10-20 guys all ranging in age from 30 to 60 playing "fart games" in the dark.
I don't envy you