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Lifer
Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating Ireland's draw with Germany. The bartender says, "You'll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy"... Paddy replies "Ok, I'll be on my way then." Paddy spins around on his stool and seps off and falls flat on his face. "Shoite" he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off. He takes a setop towards the door and falls flat on his face. "Shoite, Shoite!"
He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to the door and some fresh air he'll be fine. He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up the door frame. He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out onto the sidewalk. "Bi'Jesus...I'm fockin focked" he says. He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door and shimmies up the door frame, opens the door and shimmies inside. He takes a look up the stairs and says "No fockin way". He crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and says "I can make it to the bed." He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face. He says "Fock it" and falls into bed.
The next morning, his wife comes into the room and says "Get up Paddy, did you have a bit to drink last night?". Paddy says, "I did, I was fockin pissed, but how'd you know?"
"The bartender from the Pub called, you left your wheelchair there"
😀
He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to the door and some fresh air he'll be fine. He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up the door frame. He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out onto the sidewalk. "Bi'Jesus...I'm fockin focked" he says. He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door and shimmies up the door frame, opens the door and shimmies inside. He takes a look up the stairs and says "No fockin way". He crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and says "I can make it to the bed." He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face. He says "Fock it" and falls into bed.
The next morning, his wife comes into the room and says "Get up Paddy, did you have a bit to drink last night?". Paddy says, "I did, I was fockin pissed, but how'd you know?"
"The bartender from the Pub called, you left your wheelchair there"
😀
