Duck walks into a restraunt, finds the nearest waited and tugs on his pants
waiter looks down, duck asks "do you have any duckfood?"
waiter replies "why no, this is a people restraunt, we don't serve duckfood here"
duck shrugs and walks out.
Duck walks in the next day, finds the same waiter and tugs on his pants
waiter looks down, duck asks "do you have any duckfood?"
waiter replies "no, i already told you this is a people restraunt, we don't serve duckfood here"
duck shrugs and walks out.
Duck walks in a third day, finds the same waiter and tugs on his pants
waiter looks down, duck asks "do you have any duckfood?"
waiter replies "no, i already told you and if you come in here again i'm gonna nail your feet to the floor"
duck's like "ok ok!" and walk out.
Duck walks in the next day, finds the same waiter and tugs on his pants
waiter looks down, "I told you..."
duck says "wait wait, do you have any nails?"
waiter says "umm..no, this is a restraunt, we serve food here"
duck says "good, got any duckfood?"
waiter looks down, duck asks "do you have any duckfood?"
waiter replies "why no, this is a people restraunt, we don't serve duckfood here"
duck shrugs and walks out.
Duck walks in the next day, finds the same waiter and tugs on his pants
waiter looks down, duck asks "do you have any duckfood?"
waiter replies "no, i already told you this is a people restraunt, we don't serve duckfood here"
duck shrugs and walks out.
Duck walks in a third day, finds the same waiter and tugs on his pants
waiter looks down, duck asks "do you have any duckfood?"
waiter replies "no, i already told you and if you come in here again i'm gonna nail your feet to the floor"
duck's like "ok ok!" and walk out.
Duck walks in the next day, finds the same waiter and tugs on his pants
waiter looks down, "I told you..."
duck says "wait wait, do you have any nails?"
waiter says "umm..no, this is a restraunt, we serve food here"
duck says "good, got any duckfood?"
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