The immense knowledge contained in a 5yo..

jlee

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My little cousin just told me "You're not a cat, you're a person!"

:Q
 

Bateluer

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Tell her you're not a person either, that you're an alien spying on humans. Scar her for life. :p
 

Bryophyte

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I'm convinced that most kids under the age of about 6 are on drugs. Listen to a little kid long enough and you'll know what I mean.
 

marvdmartian

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At 6 years old, children possess more wisdom than just about any other creature in the universe......sort of a Dalai Lama of elementary school! ;)

Years ago, when my niece was 6, we read a book together, Snow White and the 7 dwarves. Once we were done, I went back through the pictures, quizzing her on which dwarf was which, by name. When we got to Sleepy, she told me, "Well......his name is Sleepy, but he should be called Yawny, since that's what he does all the time!" :laugh:

How can you argue with logic like that?? :confused:
 

jagec

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Originally posted by: Bryophyte
I'm convinced that most kids under the age of about 6 are on drugs. Listen to a little kid long enough and you'll know what I mean.

I am inclined to agree with this theory, having heard the stuff the kids say sometimes.
 

jlee

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Originally posted by: Bryophyte
I'm convinced that most kids under the age of about 6 are on drugs. Listen to a little kid long enough and you'll know what I mean.

It's unbelievable - my uncle and I were in the kitchen, and my cousin kept going on..and on...and on..about something. We couldn't even figure out what it was -- if we'd record him and sell it to people on crack, he'd be some sort of mystic! :D