I like this one:
Ahh puhlease, git on over yourselves
by - thprfssnl 4 hours ago (Wed Mar 29 2006 17:57:09 )
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#1 Bottom 100, eh? Let me ax yo', how menny of yo' haf acshully SEEN th' movie? Befo'e yo' answer thet, knows thet refusal t'see it does not mean yo' sh'd give it a "1" ratin'.
Especially cornsiderin' how hoomah is quite a subjeckive thin', an' some varmints DID find th' movie funny. Includin' me. Yo' gotta judge these movies diffruntly than most. YOU DO NOT JUDGE A MOVIE LIKE THIS AS A FILM. No mo'e'd yo' judge kindy as grub. Thet's whut this hyar is! ah love how yo' guys try t'ack like yer above this hyar movie an' all, but git this hyar - yer ratin' movies on th' internet. Yer not distin'uished, yer not special, ah reckon. Yer film geeks wif access t'a computer.
I, too, cornsider mahse'f t'be quite th' film geek, but at least ah can tone it down inough t'enjoy a li'l stoopid hoomah hyar an' thar.
To all of yo' who vote "1" eff'n th' didn't like a movie o' "10" eff'n they did, unnerstan' thar is 8 numbers t'choose fum in-between, as enny fool kin plainly see. USE THEM! Fry mah hide! Th' fack thet this hyar is in th' Bottom 100 an' V fo' Vendetta is in th' Top 250 (an' befo'e yo' put wo'ds in mah mouth, ah's NOT implyin' it sh'd be t'other way aroun') is hurtin' IMDb. Well bust mah britches an' call me streaker.