minendo
Elite Member
An older man walks into a local ice cream shop and is approached by the girl behind the counter.
"How may I help you today sir?"
"I would like a chocolate cone."
"I'm sorry sir, but we are currently out of chocolate. Why don't you take some time and look over the menu and I will be right back with you."
A few minutes later the girl returns after helping a few other customers and poses the question, "Sir, what can I get for you today."
Once again he replies, "Chocolate, please."
The girl is slightly frustrated and says: "Sir, as I stated earlier we are currently out of chocolate and no delivery has been made in the past 5 minutes. Why don't you glance at the menu again while I help these customers."
Finally after a few more minutes the girl returns and asks once again what flavor the old man would like.
"Chocolate please."
She responds by saying "Sir, do you see the rasp in raspberry?"
"Yes, there it is right there."
"Sir do you see the straw in strawberry?"
"Yes, it is right next to vanilla."
Finally she says, "Sir do you see the fvck in chocolate."
He replies, "There is no fvck in chocolate."
Too which the worker replies: "Exactly."
"How may I help you today sir?"
"I would like a chocolate cone."
"I'm sorry sir, but we are currently out of chocolate. Why don't you take some time and look over the menu and I will be right back with you."
A few minutes later the girl returns after helping a few other customers and poses the question, "Sir, what can I get for you today."
Once again he replies, "Chocolate, please."
The girl is slightly frustrated and says: "Sir, as I stated earlier we are currently out of chocolate and no delivery has been made in the past 5 minutes. Why don't you glance at the menu again while I help these customers."
Finally after a few more minutes the girl returns and asks once again what flavor the old man would like.
"Chocolate please."
She responds by saying "Sir, do you see the rasp in raspberry?"
"Yes, there it is right there."
"Sir do you see the straw in strawberry?"
"Yes, it is right next to vanilla."
Finally she says, "Sir do you see the fvck in chocolate."
He replies, "There is no fvck in chocolate."
Too which the worker replies: "Exactly."
