The human penis has higher bandwidth than cable modems

Page 2 - Seeking answers? Join the AnandTech community: where nearly half-a-million members share solutions and discuss the latest tech.

Golgatha

Lifer
Jul 18, 2003
12,433
1,123
126
Originally posted by: thoro86
"If you figure that a male orgasm lasts five seconds, you get a transmission rate of 15,600 tb/s"

I wish I can download movies using this....

Sorry, it's only half duplex. You'd have to be on the receiving end to get the download.
 
Mar 15, 2003
12,668
103
106
And all this time I was fvkcing my ethernet port for fun! Though I was depressed when I realized it would fit at all...God, asians have a rough ride..
 

NFS4

No Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
72,636
47
91
Originally posted by: MrLee
Originally posted by: Golgatha
Originally posted by: TechnoPro
Originally posted by: EGGO
Originally posted by: yankeesfan
Huh, I suppose that the penis has an IP address.

127.0.0.1

Watch out for the viruses.

Fixed.

The only case in which a Trojan in fact acts as your firewall.

Beat me to it.

DAMN YOU! I almost choked on my Sprite!! :D
 

keeleysam

Diamond Member
Feb 8, 2005
8,131
0
0
The human genome is about 3,120,000,000 base pairs long, so half of that is in each spermatozoa -- 1,560,000,000 base pairs.

Each side of these base pairs can either be an adenine-thymine or a guanine-cytosine bond, and they can be aligned either direction, so there are four choices. Four possibilities for a value means it can be fully represented with two bits; 00 = guanine, 01 = cytosine, and so forth.

The figures that I've read state the number of sperm in a human ejaculation to be anywhere from 50 to 500 million. I'm going to go with the number 200,000,000 sperm cells, but if anyone knows differently, please tell me.

Putting these together, the average amount of information per ejaculation is 1.560*109 * 2 bits * 2.00*108, which comes out to be 6.24*1017 bits. That's about 78,000 terabytes of data! As a basis of comparison, were the entire text content of the Library of Congress to be scanned and stored, it would only take up about 20 terabytes. If you figure that a male orgasm lasts five seconds, you get a transmission rate of 15,600 tb/s. In comparison, an OC-96 line (like the ones that make up much of the backbone of the internet) can move .005 tb/s. Cable modems generally transmit somewhere around 1/5000th of that.

If you consider signal to noise, though, the figures come out much differently. If only the single sperm cell that fertilizes the egg counts as signal, you get (1.560*109 * 2 bits) / 5 s = 6.24*108 bits/s, or somewhere in the neighborhood of 78 Mb/s. Still a great deal more bandwidth than your average cable modem, but not nearly the 5,000,000 Mb/s of the OC-96.