The human penis has higher bandwidth than cable modems

[Eeezee]

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[RagingBITCH]

And unfortunately, the only person using your stream of data is you.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Originally posted by: RagingBITCH
And unfortunately, the only person using your stream of data is you.

total and complete ownage. wow.

10/10

case closed

/thread

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: RagingBITCH
And unfortunately, the only person using your stream of data is you.

total and complete ownage. wow.

10/10

case closed

/thread

I checked with CNN and they refuse to run the story....

 

[acemcmac]

 

[Jeff7]

Suddenly, modem jack may have an entirely different meaning.

 

[thomsbrain]

not loading. doesn't sound like i'm missing much.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: acemcmac

are you in the middle of an upload? :laugh:

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Suddenly, modem jack may have an entirely different meaning.

/spews drink on screen

Bahahahah! :Q LMAO!

That was GREAT.

 

[sswingle]

Hey baby, wanna come over and download some data?

 

[manlymatt83]

ha ha

 

[everman]

The data throughput rate would only be a burst transfer rate though.

 

[yankeesfan]

Huh, I suppose that the penis has an IP address.

 

[randay]

With that kind of bandwidth you would need to open a huge hole in the firewall to get through.

 

[deadlyapp]

this thread makes my day.

 

[deadlyapp]

this thread makes my day.

 

[trmiv]

Site won't load for me.

 

[EGGO]

Originally posted by: yankeesfan
Huh, I suppose that the penis has an IP address.

127.0.0.0

Watch out for the viruses.

 

[Beau]

Pfft. I'd like to see comparisons between a wiener on Enzyte and a Comcast cable-modem with PowerBoost...

 

[yankeesfan]

OP, I bet your internet connection has better uptime.

 

[TechnoPro]

Originally posted by: EGGO

Originally posted by: yankeesfan
Huh, I suppose that the penis has an IP address.

127.0.0.1

Watch out for the viruses.

Fixed.

 

[batmang]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: acemcmac

are you in the middle of an upload? :laugh:

lol!

 

[TechnoPro]

Fortunately, dual WAN routers exist.

 

[thoro86]

"If you figure that a male orgasm lasts five seconds, you get a transmission rate of 15,600 tb/s"

I wish I can download movies using this....

 

[acemcmac]

it just took so long to load that I thought it was 404