The Hormone Hostage

[Geekbabe]

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the
month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and
he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy
guide that should be as common as a driver's license
in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or
significant other!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?


DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!

 

[MisfitsFiend]

lol...
-mf

 

[Electric Amish]

I can't believe you still remember those days from your youth...

amish

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
I can't believe you still remember those days from your youth...

amish

You keep talking like that this could be your last day to remember

 

[CurtCold]

*Raises hand as a Monthly hostage...

Depends on what kind of day she has at work mostly. But yes sometimes no matter what you say it's the wrong thing. All in all, wouldn't change being a "monthly hostage" for being single and living alone before. Good def outweights the bad.

 

[Electric Amish]

I'm so lucky. My wife rarely ever pulls this kinda crap.

amish

 

[LordRaiden]

I'll add in something I learned from my first GF. There are 3 things you never ask a woman. Her weight, her shoe size, and her dress size. Even if it's for presents or a good purpose. I got clocked hard one time when I asked just out of innocent curiousity, "How much do you weigh?" I swear she had a brick in her purse cause it floored me when she hit me with it.