The Hector Ruiz Rap

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clarkey01

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Intel and the fools don?t know to mess with hector RuLZ

Netburst hits the dusts, its like 1978 Pontiac with rust, TRUST

Buy my K8?s and you will see, your dream iz a reality

On die memory controller make you pop your coca cola

Point to point bus, is da Way to go TRUST

Intel will one day have to forfeit, hell we may even make a pro-fit !

Now sanders is gone we remain strong, f*ck marketshare cos it wont last long

Big blue helping out, always there when we shout
 

clarkey01

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Thank you.


I just need to film the rap with Hector at FAB 36, maybe get sanders to dance in a pink suit.
 

GuitarDaddy

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Yo, Yo, the names Hector, wha sup with dat,
Dem boyz at Intel are gettin way to fat!

They be thinkin their new DC is fly,
But I be usein X2 and stealin some pie!

They say I need to get mo market share,
jus gimme 64bit cause I don't care!
I'll woop um good with FX on air!
 

Lithan

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I'm gonna belt this out quick, best be keepin' time
Down at Intel they aint got much worth to rhyme
No rhythm, no style, no strength and no beat
Like Angelica Bridges, all glitter and no meat
One sting from our thing and they're getting their "due sorte"
Their asses getting beat down by our hypertransport
 

clarkey01

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Originally posted by: tr1kstanc3
lol. i should program some drums.

If we can all work together, get a video of sanders and hector in getto gear dancing outside FAB 30, NO.1 here we come.
 

beyoku

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yo yo.

K8's the baddest / P4's below average / running doom 3 so slow you wanna smash it.
So hot it burns your hands when trying to grab it / i feel like smacking those intel greedy bastards!

all that clock speed steady putting up a fuss / Pentium 4 design = short yellow bus!

I got bus speed, so come see, just trust me / test runs be lovely, intel cant touch me.

Dual core is as bad as it gets / Intel's grasping at sticks / next thing you know, they'll be price slashin and sh*t.

 

Sunbird

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Originally posted by: beyoku
Pentium 4 design = short yellow bus!

LOL :beer: :thumbsup:

:music: Intel is a clockspeed ho, which will give you clap, yo, so give that b*tch a slap.

My athlon can flow the rhymes without missing a beat, and it has none of that sissyboy heat.

Intel dualcore is a bore, while my a64, is what the b*tches adore.
:music:
 

Quentin

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This stuff sounds as good as Rap that gets popular. Unfortunately it's just as bad!

Too bad kids don't hear the good stuff - Rhythm & Blues and the real Blues.
 

Stoneburner

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Look people, if you don't listen to underground hiphop regularly, you'll never realize how incredibly stupid this all looks. The sugar hill/kurtis blow style is still very popular with clueless white people for some reason. Here's a quick guide to releasing bars of death.

1) allusions - you can start the verse of this way, you don't want too many though, then you're just copying an older song entirely
First off fukk your chips and the specs you claim
Prescotts runnin hot come equipped with flame
couldn't ramp your clocks so now you bullshit with names
Extreme edition missed, getting ripped in games

REferences a class diss song, immediately relevant, and using a "MULTI SYLLABIC" rhyme scheme without being too complicated.


Lesson 2 will come after class childrens.
 

Stoneburner

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Originally posted by: beyoku
yo yo.

K8's the baddest / P4's below average / running doom 3 so slow you wanna smash it.
So hot it burns your hands when trying to grab it / i feel like smacking those intel greedy bastards!

all that clock speed steady putting up a fuss / Pentium 4 design = short yellow bus!

I got bus speed, so come see, just trust me / test runs be lovely, intel cant touch me.

Dual core is as bad as it gets / Intel's grasping at sticks / next thing you know, they'll be price slashin and sh*t.

This is not bad. approved.

 

Sunbird

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Originally posted by: Stoneburner
Look people, if you don't listen to underground hiphop regularly, you'll never realize how incredibly stupid this all looks. The sugar hill/kurtis blow style is still very popular with clueless white people for some reason. Here's a quick guide to releasing bars of death.

1) allusions - you can start the verse of this way, you don't want too many though, then you're just copying an older song entirely
First off fukk your chips and the specs you claim
Prescotts runnin hot come equipped with flame
couldn't ramp your clocks so now you bullshit with names
Extreme edition missed, getting ripped in games

REferences a class diss song, immediately relevant, and using a "MULTI SYLLABIC" rhyme scheme without being too complicated.


Lesson 2 will come after class childrens.

We're are not worthy! *Sunbird bowing profusely*

But what do you expect, I'm white. And these are my first rhymings ever.
 

Insomniak

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Originally posted by: clarkey01

Dey say Itanium is the way and X86 is whack, well we?r skint so well we cant do jack

The old XP still living large, I got me boys down in FAB30 in charge

We maybe be skint, we may be broke, but at least our CPU?s don?t make smoke

Dey try and copy our sh*t , NX and 64 BIT

Barret can kiss ma ass, cos my K8?s have class


Break into a chorus from this, and it's actually not that bad at all.


EDIT: However, for the record, this thread is still sad. Just like rap.
 

Stoneburner

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Lesson 2 - arrogance. Even if you're just some nobody randomly dissin established MC"s to get a name, you act like you're on top..

After my ascendance hear my laughter in heaven
Once your marketing fails you?ll be chapter 11
Corporate vampire blastin his brethren like alucard did in hellsing
Athlon smashed records OEM?s askin for seconds
Our production insufficient, only in the past tense
You?ll be gaspin for breath after that fab up in Dresden
No hedgin your bets when Dell learns its lesson
 

Sunbird

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:music: My athlon can get past you and your metal detector, while Intel sucks brains like Hannibal Lector :music:
 

sandorski

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Umm, this is gonna turn into that NVida rap that kid did. I just know it. Don't do it fellas, e-penis shrinkage is not something to fool with!