The HD3870 x4! Single card! Wow!

[NoStateofMind]

Future proof your rig with this bad boy! No benchies yet, can't wait!

The HD3870 x4


Specs:

Dynamic Game Computing Technology

* Dynamic Geometry Acceleration
* High-speed HDR (High Dynamic Range) rendering
* Up to 125X Custom Filter Anti-Aliasing

ATI Avivo HD Video and Display Technology

* Dual dual-link DVI with full resolution HDCP support (through USB-B connector)
* HD video playback and recording
* Optimized for Windows Vista 24with comprehensive DirectX 14 and DirectX 92 support
* Optimized for OS XXII
* Open GL support
* 52nd generation unified shader engine
* Avivo HD display enhancement technology

Detailed Specifications

* 400 Unified Stream Processors
* Memory path - 264-bit interface
* GPU Clock ? 2400MHz
* Memory Clock - 1600MHz effective
* Memory Size - 2GB Ultra High Speed DDR12
* Connectors: Dual DVI-I, TV/component HDTV

Supported Operating Systems

* Windows Vista (all versions)
* Windows XP
* Windows XP Media Center Edition
* OS XXII

Box Contents

* VisionTek Radeon HD 3870x4 graphics upgrade stick
* DVI to VGA adapter
* Installation CD
* Install Guide
* Bonus! Graphics cards for dummies mini disc

System Requirements

* Intel® Pentium® 4/III, Celeron?, AMD?Duron?/Athlon?/Athlon? XP, or compatible with AGP 8x slot
* 400GB of system memory (1000GB+ recommended for Windows Vista 24)
* Installation software requires CD-ROM drive or ESP
* DVD playback requires DVD drive
* Correct Chipset drivers
* 2700 watt or greater power supply ( which can be purchased form our website)

 

[chizow]

rofl....if i weren't for the picture it might've taken longer

 

[n7]

:laugh:

:thumbsup:

 

[ShadowOfMyself]

Great pic :thumbsup: there are still people with tasteful jokes

 

[mrSHEiK124]

haha, you got me

 

[bryanW1995]

Ready for Windows Vista 24 and OS XXII
The VisionTek HD 3870x4 delivers a powerful performance upgrade from integrated graphics to enhance the stunning Windows Aero? user interface. ATI Catalyst? graphics management software is ready for Windows Vista? and is designed for quick and easy setup of graphics, video and multiple displays. and with the approval of Apple we've maximized its performancs for OS XXII for the ultimate in video and graphics performance ever seen on a mac book air!

that pic was pretty awesome!

 

[Ika]

haha great pic.

 

[gigahertz20]

I want one!

 

[IlllI]

i must acquire one of these as soon as possible!

 

[CP5670]

I love the description. :laugh: The photoshopping could have been better though.

 

[Piuc2020]

That's pretty cool, some rather retarded site posted all their jokes March 31st (what's that about) and not only where they horrible and distasteful jokes but the admins kept pushing the joke even further and sinking themselves... it made me cringe in the stupidity of some April's Fool Jokes, I guess the only fools are them.

I wonder how many people are going to take the release of the 9800GTX as an April Fool's Joke

 

[lloydxd]

This is real? Holy moly I need one for my laptop

 

[OmegaShadow]

lmao if it wasn't for the picture i would've believed it too. that must be a pretty weak fan

 

[SilentRunning]

Anyone found this on their website:

2700 watt or greater power supply ( which can be purchased form our website)

I want to futureproof my computers.

 

[Dadofamunky]

DDR12... Windows Vista 24... OSXXII. Yeah, I started smelling a rat.

 

[AzN]

I was like what the? Then I realized it was April 1st.

 

[DerekWilson]

... heh ...

I'm serious when I say I'll be testing something like that very soon (a week or two).

no I'm not kidding, even though it is april 1st ...

 

[ShadowOfMyself]

Originally posted by: DerekWilson
... heh ...

I'm serious when I say I'll be testing something like that very soon (a week or two).

no I'm not kidding, even though it is april 1st ...

You mean a X4 card or a usb card? LOL

 

[reviewhunter]

crap

 

[AmberClad]

Lol, nice to see there are still big corporations with a sense of humor :laugh:.

 

[AmberClad]

Originally posted by: DerekWilson
... heh ...

I'm serious when I say I'll be testing something like that very soon (a week or two).

no I'm not kidding, even though it is april 1st ...

The ASUS 3850 X3?

 

[Munky]

That's great... I needed a laugh. :laugh:

 

[Xcobra]

good one! lol...nice pic!

 

[LOUISSSSS]

LOL @ System Requirements

Intel® Pentium® 4/III, Celeron?, AMD?Duron?/Athlon?/Athlon? XP, or compatible with AGP 8x slot
400GB of system memory (1000GB+ recommended for Windows Vista 24)
Installation software requires CD-ROM drive or ESP
DVD playback requires DVD drive
Correct Chipset drivers
2700 watt or greater power supply ( which can be purchased form our website)

 

[Wreckage]

Imagine if it did exist, that fan would be a finger eater for sure.