- Jan 6, 2002
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I wanted the most unhealthy lunch I could assemble today so I decided to hit up The Hat. I'm sure anyone in the SO Cal has at least heard of them. This isn't my first trip there, but it's been a good while. It's not close to me, not exactly far either though. 9 words "GOD DAMN THAT'S A LOT OF CHILI CHEESE FRIES!" By far the biggest order I've seen anywhere, one is easily splittable between 2 or 3 or maybe even 4 people. I'm not much of a sharer so I got my own order, with the fries extra cripsy for added flavor, texture and fat. I forgot to get them topped with Pastrami thou so I blew the "most unhealthy" goal. I'm still pretty sure even with just Chili & Cheese my calorie and fat content was higher then even the biggest of combo meals from a major chain like MCDonalds. I think the order contains 2 whole potatos, 2 cups of chili and 1/2 a block of cheese. DELICIOUS!
followed it up with a Pastrami Burger, which is a Hamburger topped with Pastrami, I forgot to tell them to add Chili so I blew making it the most unhealthy lunch for a 2nd time
Washed it down with Orange Bang, which tastes like Orange Juice with sugar added and thicker, almost like an Orange Julius just not quite as thick. Dunno why you don't see this drink many places, because it's really really good.
what a meal, I couldn't finish it all so dinner will be the rest of what's left. Place was fuckin PACKED to the max. If anyone lives close to one and hasn't been I suggest you do. If you can't stomach eating like an absolute pig who doesn't care about Heart Attack, they have Turkey Sammiches and a few other items that aren't bad for you and not loaded with calories and extra delicious fat. I vote The Hat for teh wins.
followed it up with a Pastrami Burger, which is a Hamburger topped with Pastrami, I forgot to tell them to add Chili so I blew making it the most unhealthy lunch for a 2nd time
what a meal, I couldn't finish it all so dinner will be the rest of what's left. Place was fuckin PACKED to the max. If anyone lives close to one and hasn't been I suggest you do. If you can't stomach eating like an absolute pig who doesn't care about Heart Attack, they have Turkey Sammiches and a few other items that aren't bad for you and not loaded with calories and extra delicious fat. I vote The Hat for teh wins.