The Happy Slapper gets his just desserts

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Jan 29, 2005
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Camera phone video of it

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Happy slapper . . . . slapped
By Will Pavia
Victim turned the tables after a youth attacked him while another thug filmed with a mobile phone
A HAPPY slapper?s mobile phone recording of an attack took an unexpected twist when his victim retaliated, flooring his assailant with a single punch.

In footage that is rapidly gaining cult status, an athletic young man in a white vest is seen plotting the attack on a stranger, filmed on his friend?s mobile phone.

The British man, on what appears to be a foreign street beside the entrance to a shopping arcade, addresses the camera and, as if he were preparing to sing on the ITV1 show Stars in Their Eyes, says: ?Tonight Matthew, I?m going to be. . .a happy slapper.?

The cameraman, also British, can be heard encouraging his friend, saying: ?OK, the next person who comes out.?

In front of the camera the would-be aggressor is getting excited. ?Which hand?? he says. ?I?ll give him both. A double, he?s getting a f***ing right slap.?

Sufficiently prepared for the assault, he tells his audience: ?All right, let?s have it.?

A passer-by emerges from the shopping arcade: a smaller man, wearing a leather jacket, a bag slung over his shoulder.

The happy slapper runs towards him, drawing back one arm to swing and catch the man full in the face.

The victim recoils in pain and drops the bag.

He sees his attacker turn and walk back to his friend, who is laughing and still recording the scene.

Incredulous, he screams with rage. He asks his attacker what he was doing. Judging by his accent, he appears to be from Liverpool.

The victim then approaches the youth and throws a fierce right-hand jab, punching him on the chin and knocking him unconscious.

The man holding the camera phone shouts his friend?s name but carries on filming.


The man in black regards his assailant sprawled out on the floor.

Then he picks up his bag and storms off, still muttering in anger.
Staged? Could be, but I hope not! Frickin' loser.
 
Jun 14, 2003
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happy slapping is lame
ive seen them do it round here, and in loughborough........damn chavs, and they find it hilariously entertaining. in loughborough they also throw oranges n other bits of fruit at you. they'll ride along, and plant you with an orange or something, and you cant catch them since they ride off quick


why the need to say he's british....one you can tell by the accent, and 2 happy slapping is what the chavs here find funny. i dont think it exists anywhere else because its sooo ****** lame