The Great Shake Out.

SSSnail

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Shake shake shake...

LOL, us Californians will be practicing and preparing for the potentially largest earthquake tomorrow at 10AM. Who want to join? Estimated about 5 millions will be practicing the drills across schools, offices, public places, etc...

The last time there was a large earthquake, I was sleeping. A few of my fish died but the tank didn't crack.

I just hope the Big One doesn't hit Cali anytime soon, it'd make that earthquake in China feels like a fat person just jumped up and down. (No offense to fat persons everywhere).
 

Zim Hosein

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Originally posted by: SSSnail
Shake shake shake...

LOL, us Californians will be practicing and preparing for the potentially largest earthquake tomorrow at 10AM. Who want to join? Estimated about 5 millions will be practicing the drills across schools, offices, public places, etc...

The last time there was a large earthquake, I was sleeping. A few of my fish died but the tank didn't crack.

I just hope the Big One doesn't hit Cali anytime soon, it'd make that earthquake in China feels like a fat person just jumped up and down. (No offense to fat persons everywhere).

How/why did your fishies die SSSnail? :confused:
 

waffleironhead

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I thought this was going to be a thread on the best shake ever. MMMMMM chocolate shakes.

<<<<<<--------Disappointed
 

SSSnail

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Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Originally posted by: SSSnail
Shake shake shake...

LOL, us Californians will be practicing and preparing for the potentially largest earthquake tomorrow at 10AM. Who want to join? Estimated about 5 millions will be practicing the drills across schools, offices, public places, etc...

The last time there was a large earthquake, I was sleeping. A few of my fish died but the tank didn't crack.

I just hope the Big One doesn't hit Cali anytime soon, it'd make that earthquake in China feels like a fat person just jumped up and down. (No offense to fat persons everywhere).

How/why did your fishies die SSSnail? :confused:

I don't know, I guess it has something to do with them laying on the ground for too long. The lid was ajar from the violent quake, I didn't count them all because there was people running out on the street in their towers, and I joined them. The fishies shall be missed.
 
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The lead attorney on the project I am working one sent an email out today saying whoever stops working for this is gonna get fired hahahaha :p
 

DangerAardvark

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Will the gays stop at nothing?! 5 million people all dropping the soap at the same time. It'll be like shooting fish in a barrel... so to speak.
 

Zim Hosein

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Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
Will the gays stop at nothing?! 5 million people all dropping the soap at the same time. It'll be like shooting fish in a barrel... so to speak.

WTF?!? :confused:
 

SSSnail

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Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
Will the gays stop at nothing?! 5 million people all dropping the soap at the same time. It'll be like shooting fish in a barrel... so to speak.

WTF?!? :confused:

It's his poor attempt at humor, so cute.
 

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Originally posted by: SSSnail
Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
Will the gays stop at nothing?! 5 million people all dropping the soap at the same time. It'll be like shooting fish in a barrel... so to speak.

WTF?!? :confused:

It's his poor attempt at humor, so cute.

I figured there'd be a joke about shaking it off at the urinal...