The Great Flood and Noah's Ark

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sandorski

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Originally posted by: TallBill
Originally posted by: silverpig
How'd he sail all the way to North America to get a grizzly bear?

And then capture it, and then feed it, and then mate it.

Mating it would be the best part! :p:p

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Don66

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I believe that something happened, but it was most likely regional.

Post 2000 took long enough:shocked:
 

Cerpin Taxt

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Originally posted by: TallBill
Originally posted by: silverpig
How'd he sail all the way to North America to get a grizzly bear?

And then capture it, and then feed it, and then mate it.

And how did all the marsupials know to follow one another and set up shop on the same island after they got off the ark somewhere in the middle east?

For that matter, how did they make it all they way to Australia on their own at all? AFAIK, koalas aren't transcontinental swimmers.
 

jjzelinski

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Originally posted by: Semper Fi
Originally posted by: sandorski
Originally posted by: Crono
Originally posted by: child of wonder
Originally posted by: Crono
Yes, I believe in the story of Noah's ark, and a global flood that occurred around 5,000 years ago.
I know current science regarding the matter is to the contrary, but scientific findings always change the previously held views as time moves forward. A lot of the ideas that we hold true today were once thought as foolish, and many ideas that were believed to be true at one point by scientists (ether, anyone?) are now shown to be false.
Interpretation of data is highly dependent on the core beliefs and opinions of those doing the interpreting.

If 20,000 feet of water or more covered the earth at one time, what would the effects on the earth be, due to the massive pressure? What would happen after the water eventually receded? Would it freeze at the poles?

Interesting that one would decry science as it is ever changing and self improving, yet cling to stories written in the Bronze Age as undeniable truth.

Argumentum ad antiquitatem.

If science is ever changing, then that means many things are most definitely wrong right now, and that we will only discover in the future what is correct.

I hold to the absolute truth of the Bible. Not that it is a scientific document, but a self disclosure of God, and a moral guide. All that is contained in the Bible, I hold to be true.

Argumentum ad antiquitatem does not apply, because I am not making mention of how old the Bible is.

You got a couple major errors right there. Errors that blind you to truth.

No, Crono is not the one blind to the truth.

Oh you don't say? Do you even understand the difference between fact and belief?

And on another note, if this delusion were somehow true just imagine what this event did to the gene pool of each species. A pair of species would mean iteration upon iteration of inbreeding. Does god condone inbreeding? Nature would suggest otherwise :(
 

jagec

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Originally posted by: Jeff7
Originally posted by: tenshodo13
That keel must have been made of freaking steel
Yeah, I mentioned something like that. The stresses on a ship of that size on a very stormy sea would be immense. And it doesn't look like it has much of anything on it to stabilize it and prevent a good old fashioned barrel roll. ;) Just hitting a good swell would probably cause it to split in half, or else twist apart.

Umm...no. Take a look at the all-wooden ship that Shackleford used for his expedition to Antarctica. That thing was a TANK, and it took weeks of continuous crushing from Antarctic icebergs to finally break it. It was much more than a match for the worst that the ocean itself had to offer, and the Southern Ocean is probably the wildest and roughest on the planet.

The construction of the ark itself, and its seaworthiness, is the weakest argument that you can possibly make against the story. That part is quite plausible (although obviously there would have to be many people involved in the building process). Now, the idea of a global flood, or of every single species being represented on the ark...that is a bit more questionable.
 

ZzZGuy

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Originally posted by: jagec
Originally posted by: Jeff7
Originally posted by: tenshodo13
That keel must have been made of freaking steel
Yeah, I mentioned something like that. The stresses on a ship of that size on a very stormy sea would be immense. And it doesn't look like it has much of anything on it to stabilize it and prevent a good old fashioned barrel roll. ;) Just hitting a good swell would probably cause it to split in half, or else twist apart.

Umm...no. Take a look at the all-wooden ship that Shackleford used for his expedition to Antarctica. That thing was a TANK, and it took weeks of continuous crushing from Antarctic icebergs to finally break it. It was much more than a match for the worst that the ocean itself had to offer, and the Southern Ocean is probably the wildest and roughest on the planet.

The construction of the ark itself, and its seaworthiness, is the weakest argument that you can possibly make against the story. That part is quite plausible (although obviously there would have to be many people involved in the building process). Now, the idea of a global flood, or of every single species being represented on the ark...that is a bit more questionable.

Is it possible for a ant to be the size of a bus? The answer is no because it's outer shell would be too thick and heavy for it to even move in order to just prevent it from crushing itself.

Just because something works on a small scale does not mean you can make something 100x bigger and expect it to work just the same. Perhaps a engineer could explain this in detail.

Of course this is totally ignoring how it would have to be designed to hold as many animals/plants/insects/birds/reptiles/sea life/fungus/dinosaurs as is claimed in the story.
 

zinfamous

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Originally posted by: miketheidiot
Originally posted by: So
Originally posted by: miketheidiot
Originally posted by: Anubis
Originally posted by: miketheidiot
Originally posted by: bsobel
so when are you going to provide evidence of the existence of these myths?

They are well known just like the Noah story, not my job to teach you things you should have covered by 4th grade. Try www.google.com

To get your started, here is the Indian one "The story of a great flood is mentioned in ancient Hindu texts, particularly the Satapatha Brahmana. It is compared to the accounts of the Deluge found in several religions and cultures. Manu was informed of the impending flood and was protected by the Matsya Avatara of Lord Vishnu, who had manifested himself in this form to rid the world of morally depraved human beings and protect the pious, as also all animals and plants. After the flood the Lord inspires the Manusmriti, largely based upon the Vedas, which details the moral code of conduct, of living and the division of society according to the caste system."

Hopi "In Hopi mythology, the people moved away from Sotuknang, the creator, repeatedly. He destroyed the world by fire, and then by cold, and recreated it both times for the people that still followed the laws of creation, who survived by hiding underground. People became corrupt and warlike a third time. As a result, Sotuknang guided the people to Spider Woman, and she cut down giant reeds and sheltered the people in the hollow stems. Sotuknang then caused a great flood, and the people floated atop the water in their reeds. The reeds came to rest on a small piece of land, and the people emerged, with as much food as they started with. The people traveled on in their canoes, guided by their inner wisdom (which is said to come from Sotuknang, through the door at the top of their head). They travelled to the northeast, passing progressively larger islands, until they came to the Fourth World. When they reached the fourth world, the islands sank into the ocean."

Hell, pick a culture... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deluge_(mythology)

sorry, we don't cover bullshit mythology in 4th grade where i'm from, too busy with math and science and english. where the hell did you go to school that they covered this shit?

You really are living up to your username.

because my highschool didn't cover horseshit mythology and biblical creation stories? the hell is wrong with your people?

Bronze aged people lived near water. Periodically, almost all sources of water "flood", sometimes catastrophically. Naturally, people who survived a flood tell stories about it.

Occam's razor dictates that the most logical conclusion is many unrelated floods similar to the ones we know exist, not a massive pan global flood that also defies the known laws of conservation of mass, soil erosion and physics.

occams razor apparently does not apply to AT

Holy crap. glad I kept out of this thread, sorta...

you seem to be one of the most uneducated nimcompoops to ever slum his way out of our public school system.

You honestly believe that such myths don't exist, have not existed for millenia, and are not as relevant to the understanding of a common geological occurrence that both scientific evidence and human literary recordings support? They are recorded, they are dated, and they are real.

Holy hell, you are denser than a stack of lead, or you're simply trolling.
 

zinfamous

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Originally posted by: ZzZGuy
Originally posted by: jagec
Originally posted by: Jeff7
Originally posted by: tenshodo13
That keel must have been made of freaking steel
Yeah, I mentioned something like that. The stresses on a ship of that size on a very stormy sea would be immense. And it doesn't look like it has much of anything on it to stabilize it and prevent a good old fashioned barrel roll. ;) Just hitting a good swell would probably cause it to split in half, or else twist apart.

Umm...no. Take a look at the all-wooden ship that Shackleford used for his expedition to Antarctica. That thing was a TANK, and it took weeks of continuous crushing from Antarctic icebergs to finally break it. It was much more than a match for the worst that the ocean itself had to offer, and the Southern Ocean is probably the wildest and roughest on the planet.

The construction of the ark itself, and its seaworthiness, is the weakest argument that you can possibly make against the story. That part is quite plausible (although obviously there would have to be many people involved in the building process). Now, the idea of a global flood, or of every single species being represented on the ark...that is a bit more questionable.

Is it possible for a ant to be the size of a bus? The answer is no because it's outer shell would be too thick and heavy for it to even move in order to just prevent it from crushing itself.

Just because something works on a small scale does not mean you can make something 100x bigger and expect it to work just the same. Perhaps a engineer could explain this in detail.

Of course this is totally ignoring how it would have to be designed to hold as many animals/plants/insects/birds/reptiles/sea life/fungus/dinosaurs as is claimed in the story.

most insects, arachnids especially, could exist on much larger scales (as they very well did), were the climate more suitable to their physiological makeup.

An exoskeleton and open-ended respiratory system is limited by the atmospheric composition. Gigantic bear-eating spiders and sea scorpions did exist on this planet billions of years ago. So long as the proper ingredients are there....it can happen ;)
 

jagec

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Originally posted by: ZzZGuy
Originally posted by: jagec
Originally posted by: Jeff7
Originally posted by: tenshodo13
That keel must have been made of freaking steel
Yeah, I mentioned something like that. The stresses on a ship of that size on a very stormy sea would be immense. And it doesn't look like it has much of anything on it to stabilize it and prevent a good old fashioned barrel roll. ;) Just hitting a good swell would probably cause it to split in half, or else twist apart.

Umm...no. Take a look at the all-wooden ship that Shackleford used for his expedition to Antarctica. That thing was a TANK, and it took weeks of continuous crushing from Antarctic icebergs to finally break it. It was much more than a match for the worst that the ocean itself had to offer, and the Southern Ocean is probably the wildest and roughest on the planet.

The construction of the ark itself, and its seaworthiness, is the weakest argument that you can possibly make against the story. That part is quite plausible (although obviously there would have to be many people involved in the building process). Now, the idea of a global flood, or of every single species being represented on the ark...that is a bit more questionable.

Is it possible for a ant to be the size of a bus? The answer is no because it's outer shell would be too thick and heavy for it to even move in order to just prevent it from crushing itself.

Just because something works on a small scale does not mean you can make something 100x bigger and expect it to work just the same. Perhaps a engineer could explain this in detail.

Of course this is totally ignoring how it would have to be designed to hold as many animals/plants/insects/birds/reptiles/sea life/fungus/dinosaurs as is claimed in the story.

I hold an engineering degree.:confused:

The ark, as described in the Bible, isn't that big, and while it stretches the material's abilities, it's certainly possible to make a wooden ship of that size which would hold up to the ocean. Mind you, I tend to make some allowance for exaggeration, as is likely to be the case with any story from antiquity. However, even if you take the dimensions literally, a boat that big HAS been built entirely out of wood: The American schooner Wyoming. It had a few design issues, but it was a moneymaker which lasted about 14 1/2 years before foundering in heavy seas.

As for the second part, try reading my post before you reply: My claim is that it would be possible to build a boat that size, not that you could actually get the animals on there, and not that a global flood ever occurred.
 

Denithor

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Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
What ISN'T possible is two of every species on earth for 40 days. Someone's gotta eat, and someone's going to be dinner if you know what I mean. And it would take a really really long time to spread the animals throughout the globe. And lets face it, once you open the gates and let the animals out on their own it's going to be a food chain demonstration.

Not only did Noah have to re-deliver each pair of beasties back to its original location throughout the world, he also had to gather them from those locations before the flood occurred - meaning he had absolutely no way to collect them initially. I mean, HTF was he supposed to have gotten mating pairs of everything from South America for example before the earth was flooded and he could travel there?

It's such a mind-boggling mental stretch to believe this tale is literal truth. Unfortunately my parents are prime examples of people who do exactly that, for some reason I cannot fathom. My father's favorite books are about how the earth is thousands of years old, not billions.

All from an ancient text written by the rulers of the day to maintain control over their people. Which has been selectively edited numerous times over the ensuing centuries by self-serving heads of the "church" tailoring the message to suit their needs of the day. Not to mention the translations-of-translations that have probably changed the message in innumerable small ways.

I am so glad the brainwashing in my youth didn't stick.
 

SphinxnihpS

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Originally posted by: Crono
Originally posted by: TallBill
Originally posted by: sandorski
Voted No on both. However, it might have some truth to it, but certainly nohing like how the Bible describes it. Like already mentioned, probably a Local event, smaller boat, fewer animals, and occuring far before any Known history. I suspect it's more a work of Fiction for teaching a Lesson rather than an actual Legend of some Event.

This this and this. And you don't have to be a rocket scientist to realize that the logistics of this boat are impossible anyways.

No, the logistics of the boat are entirely possible, and it would be very stable in water. The volume of the boat would even allow enough room for all the animals and food that they would need.

face palm deluxe
 

alkemyst

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Originally posted by: Denithor
Not only did Noah have to re-deliver each pair of beasties back to its original location throughout the world

Did you read the story? I think you added this detail.

Originally posted by: Denithor
All from an ancient text written by the rulers of the day to maintain control over their people. Which has been selectively edited numerous times over the ensuing centuries by self-serving heads of the "church" tailoring the message to suit their needs of the day. Not to mention the translations-of-translations that have probably changed the message in innumerable small ways.

I am so glad the brainwashing in my youth didn't stick.

Don't know what the story of Noah and the flood has to do with the above...
 

So

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Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: miketheidiot
Originally posted by: So
Originally posted by: miketheidiot
Originally posted by: Anubis
Originally posted by: miketheidiot
Originally posted by: bsobel
so when are you going to provide evidence of the existence of these myths?

They are well known just like the Noah story, not my job to teach you things you should have covered by 4th grade. Try www.google.com

To get your started, here is the Indian one "The story of a great flood is mentioned in ancient Hindu texts, particularly the Satapatha Brahmana. It is compared to the accounts of the Deluge found in several religions and cultures. Manu was informed of the impending flood and was protected by the Matsya Avatara of Lord Vishnu, who had manifested himself in this form to rid the world of morally depraved human beings and protect the pious, as also all animals and plants. After the flood the Lord inspires the Manusmriti, largely based upon the Vedas, which details the moral code of conduct, of living and the division of society according to the caste system."

Hopi "In Hopi mythology, the people moved away from Sotuknang, the creator, repeatedly. He destroyed the world by fire, and then by cold, and recreated it both times for the people that still followed the laws of creation, who survived by hiding underground. People became corrupt and warlike a third time. As a result, Sotuknang guided the people to Spider Woman, and she cut down giant reeds and sheltered the people in the hollow stems. Sotuknang then caused a great flood, and the people floated atop the water in their reeds. The reeds came to rest on a small piece of land, and the people emerged, with as much food as they started with. The people traveled on in their canoes, guided by their inner wisdom (which is said to come from Sotuknang, through the door at the top of their head). They travelled to the northeast, passing progressively larger islands, until they came to the Fourth World. When they reached the fourth world, the islands sank into the ocean."

Hell, pick a culture... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deluge_(mythology)

sorry, we don't cover bullshit mythology in 4th grade where i'm from, too busy with math and science and english. where the hell did you go to school that they covered this shit?

You really are living up to your username.

because my highschool didn't cover horseshit mythology and biblical creation stories? the hell is wrong with your people?

Bronze aged people lived near water. Periodically, almost all sources of water "flood", sometimes catastrophically. Naturally, people who survived a flood tell stories about it.

Occam's razor dictates that the most logical conclusion is many unrelated floods similar to the ones we know exist, not a massive pan global flood that also defies the known laws of conservation of mass, soil erosion and physics.

occams razor apparently does not apply to AT

Holy crap. glad I kept out of this thread, sorta...

you seem to be one of the most uneducated nimcompoops to ever slum his way out of our public school system.

You honestly believe that such myths don't exist, have not existed for millenia, and are not as relevant to the understanding of a common geological occurrence that both scientific evidence and human literary recordings support? They are recorded, they are dated, and they are real.

Holy hell, you are denser than a stack of lead, or you're simply trolling.

That's not how science works. Word of mouth is not a reason to believe something is real. Once actual evidence proves something is real, hearsay is useful in understanding how people reacted to phenomenon. If you think anecdotes count as evidence, you don't actually understand science.
 

nakedfrog

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I have a feeling I'm glad I haven't been following most of this thread.
I fear either my desk or my forehead could have sustained extensive damage.
 

deepred98

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Why are you guys trying to prove/disprove religion with science? That's like arguing about whether or not Pinocchio was a robot.
 

randay

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Originally posted by: deepred98
Why are you guys trying to prove/disprove religion with science? That's like arguing about whether or not Pinocchio was a robot.

pinocchio was a boy!