IronWing
No Lifer
Abortion. Macs are overpriced and not as good as PCs but on the other hand synthetic motor oil is so much better for your car that dino oil should be banned, but, that being said, the odds of evolution happening make it impossible to believe, leaving the god of scripture as the only viable alternative therefore the invasion of Iraq was wholey justified based of the unsurpassed quality of Bose speakers, which when paired with Nvidia video cards, outperform all others, even after your girlfriend dumps you for another girl (sorry, no pics), and your parents were so inconsiderate as to not buy you blue headlights for holiday but in any event professional sports is dumb and players make to much money just like the corporate execs who get rich selling WOW pron on the intraweb where cable kicks butt over all other forms of transmission, speking of which Ford make better transmissions than all other car companies, even better than found on ricers, built but asians, which reminds me, asians are hot.
Feel free to add anything I missed.
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which reminds me, asians are hot but not as hot as Pab after the insurance company falsely accuses him of throwing bulk meat at goku's truck which, of course stirred up the spiders, driving a mouse out of an A/C unit, the mouse hopping on a hampster wheel and running just as fas as it could w/o taking off because its lift coefficient was .99999 and not one which made it all emo and sent it on dreams of hot green skinned redheads who otherwise resembled blackinches except that they wouldn't be sexually deprived nerds.
Feel free to add anything I missed.
First Edit:
which reminds me, asians are hot but not as hot as Pab after the insurance company falsely accuses him of throwing bulk meat at goku's truck which, of course stirred up the spiders, driving a mouse out of an A/C unit, the mouse hopping on a hampster wheel and running just as fas as it could w/o taking off because its lift coefficient was .99999 and not one which made it all emo and sent it on dreams of hot green skinned redheads who otherwise resembled blackinches except that they wouldn't be sexually deprived nerds.