The Global Warming Threat is Over

[Paratus]

As everyone knows, according to Pastafarianism, global temperatures have been rising ever since the number of pirates started decreasing.


Well with the number of pirate attacks on the rise I think we can all rest easy knowing the Flying Spaghetti Monster has delivered us from this global warming threat.

 

[Amused]

 

[Paratus]

Originally posted by: Amused

Heathen

 

[SMOGZINN]

Originally posted by: Paratus
As everyone knows, according to Pastafarianism, global temperatures have been rising ever since the number of pirates started decreasing.


Well with the number of pirate attacks on the rise I think we can all rest easy knowing the Flying Spaghetti Monster has delivered us from this global warming threat.

Ramen.

 

[Turin39789]

I made this connection recently, but never bothered to post about it.

Finally effective progress is being made to counteract global warming, and it is by a third world country.

 

[MotF Bane]

:laugh:

 

[child of wonder]

Filthy heathen.

The true FSM blesses us with his Alfredo drenched noodly appendages, not your backwards thinking "saucy" appendages. The "pirates" myth was propagated by Chef Boyardee to spread lies about the FSM's truly blessed -- ninjas.

 

[Paratus]

Originally posted by: SMOGZINN

Originally posted by: Paratus
As everyone knows, according to Pastafarianism, global temperatures have been rising ever since the number of pirates started decreasing.


Well with the number of pirate attacks on the rise I think we can all rest easy knowing the Flying Spaghetti Monster has delivered us from this global warming threat.

Ramen.

lol

 

[rivan]

I approve of this thread.

 

[xanis]

Originally posted by: rivan
I approve of this thread.

As do I. All hail His Noodliness!

 

[nonameo]

Originally posted by: child of wonder
Filthy heathen.

The true FSM blesses us with his Alfredo drenched noodly appendages, not your backwards thinking "saucy" appendages. The "pirates" myth was propagated by Chef Boyardee to spread lies about the FSM's truly blessed -- ninjas.

Alfredo is a sauce, isn't it?

 

[Turin39789]

Originally posted by: nonameo

Originally posted by: child of wonder
Filthy heathen.

The true FSM blesses us with his Alfredo drenched noodly appendages, not your backwards thinking "saucy" appendages. The "pirates" myth was propagated by Chef Boyardee to spread lies about the FSM's truly blessed -- ninjas.

Alfredo is a sauce, isn't it?

ignore the troll, he's just trying to discredit the true religion

 

[child of wonder]

Originally posted by: Turin39789

Originally posted by: nonameo

Originally posted by: child of wonder
Filthy heathen.

The true FSM blesses us with his Alfredo drenched noodly appendages, not your backwards thinking "saucy" appendages. The "pirates" myth was propagated by Chef Boyardee to spread lies about the FSM's truly blessed -- ninjas.

Alfredo is a sauce, isn't it?

ignore the troll, he's just trying to discredit the true religion

We, the true believers of the FSM, reject your marinara heresy.

 

[Jeff7]

Please, people. Our Noodly Master cares not what sauce in which he is drenched, for he loveth all sauces.

Let us now enjoy some beer and strippers.

 

[vshah]

:thumbsup:

 

[DarrelSPowers]

Not to derail the noodly-ness, but marinara >>>>>>> alfredo... Lay off the heavy cream fatties.

 

[Gibsons]

So it is ravioli, so shall it be al dente.

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: Xanis

Originally posted by: rivan
I approve of this thread.

As do I. All hail His Noodliness!

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Please, people. Our Noodly Master cares not what sauce in which he is drenched, for he loveth all sauces.

Let us now enjoy some beer and strippers.

For it was said, be you scampi or vodka or even a zesty pesto, you are but all but sauces on the noddles of life.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Originally posted by: child of wonder
Filthy heathen.

The true FSM blesses us with his Alfredo drenched noodly appendages, not your backwards thinking "saucy" appendages. The "pirates" myth was propagated by Chef Boyardee to spread lies about the FSM's truly blessed -- ninjas.

Lies, all lies! The true FSM welcomes all sauces as his children. His Noodliness would never place an Alfredo over a Bolognese or Puttanesca.

 

[Nemesis 1]

Best thread ever you buttnesses. :thumbsup:

 

[Shawn]

WAT

 

[Paratus]

Originally posted by: Nemesis 1
Best thread ever you buttnesses. :thumbsup:

Freudian Slip ?