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The Girls Next Door

NuclearNed

NuclearNed

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First off, find your own pics.

Somebody please please please grab Holly Madison and break the awful truth to her: Hef is only going to keep her around as long as she is young and looks good. From the show I have gotten the impression that she thinks Hef is going to "settle down" with her. Bah. As soon as her status changes, she'll be escorted out of the mansion, and she'll be replaced by a younger clone of herself. She seems like such a nice, intelligent person, other than the fact that she is grossly out of touch with reality.
 
Intelligent? Maybe not as dumb as Kendra but....that's not sayin' much. Bridget is at least getting her MBA IIRC.

Anyway, Hef will probably take care of her, regardless if she's still his girlfriend in the future.
 
Man cards, hand em over.....


EDIT for those who say omg but those girls are hot

You wouldn't know the plot if you only cared about the looks.
 
Originally posted by: NuclearNed
Originally posted by: MixMasterTang
Hef will be dead by the time she's not hot anymore.
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Mock the unholy powers of the Hef at your own peril.
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I'm not mocking him, but he'll be 81 in a week, and Holly will still be hot for quite some time.
 
hef must own stock in viagra at this point (with a lifetime supply...read as 5 years worth, in a closet in the mansion)
 
Originally posted by: SpanishFry
hmm....there was thread around here that had insider info on the Mansion.

basically Hef's gf's take it in the pooper


Here we go: Old Thread
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No one is making them stawy and some girls like it.
 
Originally posted by: Ladies Man
Holly is smart as hell.. Marry him now, he'll be dead in a year or 2... get all Hefs stuff
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Yeah right😕 Just like his last dozen or so wives got all his stuff

Heffs daughter runs the Playboy empire and will make sure there is a prenup thats much tighter than Holly's err umh you know.
 
Originally posted by: tm37
Originally posted by: SpanishFry
hmm....there was thread around here that had insider info on the Mansion.

basically Hef's gf's take it in the pooper


Here we go: Old Thread
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No one is making them stawy and some girls like it.
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I thought the one girl Kendra wanted to leave for some reason but is under a contract or something like that.
 
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