The girlfriends Christmas list...

[Pastore]

1. Leather Jacket
2. Cell Phone
3. Gym membership
4. Internet
5. Bras
6. Boots
7. Purse
8. Makeup bag
9. pants
10. Sweater
11. Earrings
12. Necklace
13. Ring
14. Pajamas
15. Slippers
16. Robe
17. Sheets
18. Doorknob
19. Screen for window
20. Curtains
21. Missy Elliot Get yer freak on
22. Facewash - Neutrogena
23. Leather Gloves
24. Wallet
25. Belt
26. Housing dev program
27. Perfume
28. Cream
29. Socks
30. Bottled water
31. Eyebrows waxed
32. Hair cut
33. Stock
34. Car inspection
35. Disposable razors
36. Camera - film
37. Lipliner
38. Tampons - Pantie liners
39. Ice scraper
40. Windshield washer fluid
41. Car wash certificates
42. Sneakers
43. Sweatband
44. Sports bras
45. Gas money
46. Fruit - cantaloupe watermelon oranges kiwi
47. Cranberry juice
48. Whole wheat bread
49. Gum
50. Movie credit
51. Mini refrigerator
52. Thermos
53. Money for new car

No lie, just sat here for 20 minutes typing it up...

 

[Czar]

She sure knows what she wants, go with the gum, a sure winner

 

[AdamDuritz99]

OMG!!!!!!
Man i would find a new girlfriend.

peace
sean

 

[notfred]

I say you get her item #38 and tell her to be a little less materialistic next time.

She can buy her own groceries/toiletries/etc.

 

[Noriaki]

<< 45. Gas money
46. Fruit - cantaloupe watermelon oranges kiwi
47. Cranberry juice
48. Whole wheat bread
49. Gum >>

Those are interesting choices.




Anyways...that's a long list...is it a joke or is she really materialisitc?

Not trying to imply anything as I don't know her...but if she actually expects you to get her that much stuff...I'd consider a new girl...unless you happen to have a ton of cash.

 

[Keego]

30. Bottled water


Definately my bet

 

[Pastore]

These are just a bunch of things I will prolly choose from... Of course she doesnt expect to get all of this stuff.... right?

 

[TheDukeOfURL]

pics?

 

[Pastore]

dick?

 

[Lars]

<< These are just a bunch of things I will prolly choose from... Of course she doesnt expect to get all of this stuff.... right? >>



yeah right ...

 

[Geekbabe]

<< These are just a bunch of things I will prolly choose from... Of course she doesnt expect to get all of this stuff.... right? >>



She;s given you a wide range of items in price and things that signify varying degrees of commitment... which is a heck of a lot better than women who have something that they want but expect you to read their mind and get mad when you don't produce it.

Btw,you could probably buy a lot of items on her list and come nowhere near going over budget.

 

[Sir Fredrick]

Some of that sounds like her grocery shopping list. I agree that it's better than just leaving you to guessing. My GF was trying to be helpful earlier when we were out shopping for something, she started pointing out things that she wanted. Unfortunately, she started pointing at everything, so I still have no idea what she really wants.

 

[AreaCode707]

<< She can buy her own groceries/toiletries/etc. >>

 

[Geekbabe]

<< Some of that sounds like her grocery shopping list. I agree that it's better than just leaving you to guessing. My GF was trying to be helpful earlier when we were out shopping for something, she started pointing out things that she wanted. Unfortunately, she started pointing at everything, so I still have no idea what she really wants. >>



My Xmas list is pretty large,I have a wide range of hobbies and tastes, and would be very pleased to receive anything I've put on my list your g.friend might be the same way.

 

[LakerGod]

I can't believe it took you 20 minutes to type that. How slow do you type?


...oh yeah...pics?

 

[Pastore]

<< How slow do you type >>



80 WPM

took me 20 minutes because she was coming up with these things as i was typing...

...oh yeah... dicks?

 

[Red Dawn]

This the difference in how Men and Women think

Women

<< She's given you a wide range of items in price and things that signify varying degrees of commitment... which is a heck of a lot better than women who have something that they want but expect you to read their mind and get mad when you don't produce it. >>



Men

<< Holy Mackeral she wants a lot of stuff >>



LOL

 

[LakerGod]

<< ...oh yeah... dicks? >>




Maybe you misunderstood me. I was hoping you would post some pics of your girlfriend. That way, we could put a face on the person who wants gas money and an ice scraper.

 

[Geekbabe]

<< This the difference in how Men and Women think

Women

<< She's given you a wide range of items in price and things that signify varying degrees of commitment... which is a heck of a lot better than women who have something that they want but expect you to read their mind and get mad when you don't produce it. >>



Men

<< Holy Mackeral she wants a lot of stuff >>



LOL >>



ROTFLOL... You are so right !!!

the good news is,the older we get the better we get at translating

 

[prodigy]

<< 4. Internet >>

 

[Pastore]

Maybe you misunderstood me. I was hoping you would post a picture of yourself. That way, we could put a face on the person who gets off on webcam pictures of other guys girlfriends.

 

[gopunk]

She;s given you a wide range of items in price and things that signify varying degrees of commitment... which is a heck of a lot better than women who have something that they want but expect you to read their mind and get mad when you don't produce it.

still... it's a test. it's always a test when it comes to women....

 

[Geekbabe]

<< Maybe you misunderstood me. I was hoping you would post a picture of yourself. That way, we could put a face on the person who gets off on webcam pictures of other guys girlfriends. >>




<----- appaulds a man who won't put his g/friend 's photo out there !!!!

 

[ViperMagic]

<< 5. Bras >>

 

[Geekbabe]

<< She;s given you a wide range of items in price and things that signify varying degrees of commitment... which is a heck of a lot better than women who have something that they want but expect you to read their mind and get mad when you don't produce it.

still... it's a test. it's always a test when it comes to women.... >>



not if you've chosen the woman wisely