The girl who only eats chocolate

[Quiksilver]

...and is apparently very healthy.

...but the PIC show's otherwise.

 

[HannibalX]

Rebecca Scowcroft, from Bolton, eats 15 squares of cooking chocolate and 10 chocolate fingers every morning while her family opt for a more conventional breakfast of toast, eggs and cereal.

Stupid hippy parents.

The schoolgirl, who is in perfectly good health, eats the same for lunch and Rice Krispies for dinner - but only if they are mixed in bowl of melted chocolate.

Until she has a heart attack.

Rebecca suffers from a condition known as extreme food phobia, which doctors estimate affects at least one child in every school in Britain.

Also known as "Spoiled Brat Syndrome".

 

[wetcat007]

Sigh how long until they sue a chocolate bar company?

 

[SlitheryDee]

The only solution is to take all chocolate out of the house and take her out of school for a few days. Very few foods are scary when you've missed a half dozen or so meals.

 

[Cruisin1]

She's going to turn into that blueberry chic from the willy wonka movie... except she'll be a big brown plump girl.

 

[RapidSnail]

She really wants the golden ticket.

 

[Quiksilver]

Originally posted by: Cruisin1
She's going to turn into that blueberry chic from the willy wonka movie... except she'll be a big brown plump girl.

So, a walking, talking, little shit?

 

[Juno]

it similar to a girl who eats tic tac's.

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Her pioneering techniques recently helped an eight-year-old girl who would only eat McDonald's because she thought anything else would poison her.

These parents suck.

 

[Skeeedunt]

I read the third line as

Rebecca suffers from a condition known as extreme food phobia, which doctors estimate affects at least one child in Britain.

which made me lulz.

 

[legoman666]

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante

Her pioneering techniques recently helped an eight-year-old girl who would only eat McDonald's because she thought anything else would poison her.

These parents suck.

If I was an 8 year old that only ate McDonalds, the only thing you'd need to show me to get me to eat other foods are people that have to drive the little motorized carts around at the grocery store simply because they're too fucking fat.

 

[Quiksilver]

Originally posted by: Juno
it similar to a girl who eats tic tac's.

IIRC, that girl would get sick if she ate anything else. This girl is just afraid of everything but chocolate.

 

[HannibalX]

Originally posted by: Quiksilver

Originally posted by: Juno
it similar to a girl who eats tic tac's.

IIRC, that girl would get sick if she ate anything else. This girl is just afraid of everything but chocolate.

Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate and hate leads to the dark side... dark chocolate that is.

 

[2Xtreme21]

Originally posted by: wetcat007
Sigh how long until they sue a chocolate bar company?

Nah, it's not the US. They aren't so sue happy in the UK.

 

[HannibalX]

Originally posted by: 2Xtreme21

Originally posted by: wetcat007
Sigh how long until they sue a chocolate bar company?

Nah, it's not the US. They aren't so sue happy in the UK.

You have data showing the relationship of total population to civil law suites over the last 100 years for both countries I assume?

 

[Quiksilver]

Originally posted by: Pale Rider

Originally posted by: Quiksilver

Originally posted by: Juno
it similar to a girl who eats tic tac's.

IIRC, that girl would get sick if she ate anything else. This girl is just afraid of everything but chocolate.

Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate and hate leads to the dark side... dark chocolate that is.

:laugh:

Also that reminds me, wasn't their a CSI episode where some dude dies form eating 1LB of chocolate every day for several years? Is their any validity to that, cause this girl is gonna be 6FT. under soon if she only eats chocolate...

 

[HannibalX]

I bet she is going to need a quadruple bypass, well... yesterday.

 

[GiggleGirl]

Originally posted by: legoman666

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante

Her pioneering techniques recently helped an eight-year-old girl who would only eat McDonald's because she thought anything else would poison her.

These parents suck.

If I was an 8 year old that only ate McDonalds, the only thing you'd need to show me to get me to eat other foods are people that have to drive the little motorized carts around at the grocery store simply because they're too fucking fat.

ROFL!!!!!!

i think about this EVERY TIME IM IN WALMART!!!! im like this fat fucker needs to walk around the damn store, no wonder they cant support their own weight, they never use their feet! hahahahahaha

 

[ViRGE]

Originally posted by: Cruisin1
She's going to turn into that blueberry chic from the willy wonka movie... except she'll be a big brown plump girl.

Nah, clearly this is a parallel to Chocolate Fever. She'll soon break out in a chocolate rash, and the only cure is a vanilla pill.

 

[Q]

"It's not because I'm being awkward. Whenever I try any food I always get scared."

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[bunnyfubbles]

well as long as she isn't going over her limits for fat/caloric intake she wont' get fat (although she certainly looks pudgy), the key here is malnourished as chocolate certainly cannot provide all the proper nutrients you need to be truly healthy

 

[yhelothar]

ARRR me scurvey!1!

I can't see her eating only chocolate and not developing at least syndromes associated with vitamin deficiencies

 

[fire400]

I swear, people are stealing stuff from my old sig! This was a geeky forum to begin with, until people like me started stealing stuff from MSN Spaces and stickin' into my sig.

Anyway, you don't have to be hot lookin' to be healthy. And healthy is over rated. The point is, you are healthy according to constraints in the eye of the beholder.

I see healthy as what you were, what you are now, and what you're trying to become. So put the math together, and if you don't think she is healthy eatin' chocolate and lookin' fat, then of course you ain't gonna say she's healthy? Or perhaps you might say, give her chocolate coated vitamins or something, 'cuz I mean, like someone sez earlier, until something disastrous happens to her body, I don't see things as lookin' too pretty in the long run, assuming she continues to just keep eating chocolate.

However, if there's a will, there's a way.

But I mean, you think about. You look at America, in general, I'm sure a lot of what some people eat, might be able to correlate in certain aspect to just eatin' chocolate everyday. Honestly, I live like that sorta. Went to Mystic Lake, ate the sea food night buffet, next two days, on donuts and Chex Mix 'n mac 'n cheese. Barely any real food pyramid structure, whatsoever, over all in daily consumption.

So you want to condemn this girl, look at yourself first. You want to get a hot girl, do you consider yourself a hot lookin' guy? If so, don't get cocky about it, 'cuz I swear, opposites attract, and we're all gonna get smacked in the face with some kinda karma, whether we like it or not. Everyone has their time in life, so enjoy the ride, children, 'cuz not all roller coasters are always smooth and jazzy like what we see on TV.

Willy Wonka and the "Chocolate Child." Welcome to reality, boys and girls.

 

[adairusmc]

Originally posted by: Quintox

"It's not because I'm being awkward. Whenever I try any food I always get scared."

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wanna see her get so scared that she passes out? Give her some Kim Chee.

If normal foods are terrifying, then Kim Chee will destroy her mind.

 

[Shawn]

And I thought my friend was weird for refusing to eat any seafood even though he had never tried it to see if he would like it.