The George W. Bush Sewage Plant

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Lifer
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SAN FRANCISCO: Reagan has his highways. Lincoln has his memorial. Washington has the capital, and a state, too. But President George W. Bush may soon be the sole president to have a memorial named after him that you can contribute to from the bathroom.

From the Department of Damned-With-Faint-Praise, a group going by the regal-sounding name of the Presidential Memorial Commission of San Francisco is planning to ask voters here to change the name of a prize-winning water-treatment plant on the shoreline to the George W. Bush Sewage Plant.

The plan - hatched, naturally, in a bar - would place a vote on the November ballot to provide "an appropriate honor for a truly unique president."

Supporters say that they have plenty of signatures to qualify the initiative and that the renaming would fit in a long and proud American tradition of poking political figures in the eye.

"Most politicians tend to be narcissistic and egomaniacs," said Brian McConnell, an organizer who regularly suits up as Uncle Sam to solicit signatures. "So it is important for satirists to help define their history rather than letting them define their own history."

Not surprisingly, those Republicans in a city that voted 83 percent Democratic in 2004 are not thrilled with the idea. Howard Epstein, chairman of the ever-outnumbered San Francisco Republican Party, called the initiative "an abuse of process."

"You got a bunch of guys drunk who came up with an idea," Epstein said, "and want to put on the ballot as a big joke without regard to the city's governance or cost."

The renaming would take effect on Jan. 20, when a new president is sworn in. And regardless of the measure's outcome, supporters plan to commemorate the inaugural with a "synchronized flush" of hundreds of thousands of toilets that would send a flood of water toward the plant, now named the Oceanside Water Pollution Control Plant.

http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/06/25/america/bush.php
 

RightIsWrong

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Someone in P&N commented that it really isn't fitting because (I'm paraphrasing) Bush is used to turning things into shit....not the other way around.
 

djheater

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I'm certainly extremely liberal and many would likely call me a socialist.

I think this is a stupid idea, it demeans the presidency and serves only to divide our country.

:thumbsdown:
 

NFS4

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Originally posted by: djheater
It demeans the presidency and serves only to divide our country.


**Scratches Head**

Doesn't George W. Bush personify this statement?:confused:
 

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Lifer
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Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: djheater
It demeans the presidency and serves only to divide our country.


**Scratches Head**

Doesn't George W. Bush personify this statement?:confused:

:laugh:

Honestly, I think it's funny. But it reeks of bitterness.
 

sandmanwake

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Feb 29, 2000
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Naming the sewage plant after the Shrub is an insult to the plant and the useful purpose it serves. How about we just get a movement going where we start calling the toilet "the Bush" instead. Man, I was stuck on the Bush all day yesterday thanks to some spoiled milk.

Edit: Wait, that's insulting the toilet. How about naming the act itself after Bush. Pardon me while I go take a Bush.
 

TehMac

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Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: djheater
It demeans the presidency and serves only to divide our country.


**Scratches Head**

Doesn't George W. Bush personify this statement?:confused:

Did Kieth Olbermann tell you to say that?
 

NFS4

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Oct 9, 1999
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Originally posted by: TehMac
Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: djheater
It demeans the presidency and serves only to divide our country.


**Scratches Head**

Doesn't George W. Bush personify this statement?:confused:

Did Kieth Olbermann tell you to say that?

I don't listen to the voices in my head.
 

yhelothar

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Dec 11, 2002
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Originally posted by: RightIsWrong
Someone in P&N commented that it really isn't fitting because (I'm paraphrasing) Bush is used to turning things into shit....not the other way around.

Bush is still full of shit.. so it works.

Bush is also known for destroying the environment, considering that sewages are not exactly environmental friendly and are toxic to the environment.
 

TehMac

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Aug 18, 2006
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Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: TehMac
Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: djheater
It demeans the presidency and serves only to divide our country.


**Scratches Head**

Doesn't George W. Bush personify this statement?:confused:

Did Kieth Olbermann tell you to say that?

I don't listen to the voices in my head.

They have to be more original than Olbermann's.