The Gee Duhbayuh Quote generator!

[I'm Typing]

Funny how, when people with a conservative axe to grind, can only misquote ONE or TWO things Gore has said.

While on the other hand, we have these gems from bushlite:

"Many people who are now successful can remember how hard it was to save, but how important it was to start."
--George W. Bush is definitely talking about someone other than himself. Despite a Yale education, George needed his family's ties and a subsidy from taxpayers to become successful. The Philadelphia Inquirer (6/2/00) summed it up: "....the taxpayer-financed stadium [for the Texas
Rangers] accounted for nearly two-thirds of the $162 million increase in the team's value by the time Bush and his partners sold it in 1998 .... that sale made Bush wealthy."
(Quote is from a Bush speech in Cleveland, 4/11/00)

"I don't run polls to tell me what to think."
--George W. Bush wants us to believe that his positions
are based on principle and not affected by polls. Yeah, right. It's
interesting how the man who in early March questioned the wisdom of child-safety trigger locks for guns changed course completely in May, announcing a plan to distribute trigger locks to families across the state. Could the polls (showing broad support for trigger locks) have had just a little to do with this?
(Quote is from a Bush speech in Iowa, 6/12/99)


"I did my duty. I was honorably discharged. I put in my
time."
--George W. Bush gets defensive explaining his service in
the Texas National Guard during the Vietnam War. In 1972 and '73, Bush was temporarily excused from his duties for several months to work on a political campaign.
(Quote is from a news conference in New Mexico, 5/31/00)


"There ought to be limits to freedom."
--George W. Bush sounds off after a 1999 hearing, in
which his campaign urged the FCC to shut down a website that satirized Bush's presidential candidacy. If you like the Internet and the free and open communication that it offers, you probably won't like Bush.
Quote is from a Bush statement soon after the 1999 FCC
hearing)


"This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation.
It's what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve."
--Actually, it was "Perseverance Month" at Fairgrounds
Elementary School in Nashua, N.H., but George W. Bush got rather confused. He never quite explained why or what a president has got to "preserve."
(Quote is from the Los Angeles Times, 1/28/00)


"Revenge is so incredibly negative."
--George W. Bush states the obvious when he is asked by a
reporter what motivates his candidacy.
(Quote is from the Washington Post, 3/23/00


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You know, this guy is just plain stupid. It amazes me how you would want to put such an intellectual lightweight into the White House.

A man who wants to supress what we can do on the internet is a dangerous man...especially if he is president.

 

[BoberFett]

Typical, rather than boost your candidate you slander the competition. Be proud of yourself, I'll never vote Democrat.

Wasn't that what you wanted?

 

[Thunderbooty]

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[Chef0083]

hehehe,, not the reaction he wanted I think...

 

[I'm Typing]

Such typical responses. If you are so bent on the idea of promoting your candidate, then why do you not address this issue? Maybe it is because there is no defense for stupidity?

 

[yakko]

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I agree.
Like the new sig Thunderbooty.

 

[Tripleshot]

I'm Typing,
They must be at a loss for words.(rotflmao)

 

[ChrichtonsGirl]

I fail to see what the majority of your quotes were supposed to prove? I would hate to think what odd or misunderstood statements someone following me around with a recorder might come up with. Frequently, what comes out of people's mouths is open to interpretation, and I'm sure far faster minds than mine can come up with more than one or two things Algae spouted that are equally hypocritical or confusing.

Your liberal axe seems quite well ground, btw. I'll make sure to sharpen my conservative one for you.

 

[BoberFett]

Bush isn't my candidate. Bush's problem is that he's as much of a loser as Gore.

 

[Fathom4]

I feel pretty much along the lines of Bober here, neither candidate blows my skirt up.

It a matter of voting for the lessor of two evils and that's a pretty pathetic commentary on the state of politics.

Although, if Bush wins we do get rid of the Baldwins. So we got that goin' for us.

[edit] Bober I like the new sig. Yeah, that's the ticket.

 

[Thunderbooty]

<< Such typical responses. If you are so bent on the idea of promoting your candidate, then why do you not address this issue? Maybe it is because there is no defense for stupidity? >>




sigh...because the president is just a tool of the party. For the majority of people, If you agree with the views of the democaratic party, you'll vote democratic, Same with republicans, independants, whatever.

 

[BoberFett]

Maybe I'm Typing was molested by an elephant when he was a child. He doesn't seem to have anything in his life aside from attacking Republicans. How sad.

 

[Chef0083]

Hehehehee......Funny=

 

[GL]

As a Canadian looking on, being neither Republican or Democrat I have to say...damnit have some sense of humour. Look who your choice of the next president is? George W., or Al Gore! It's like choosing between shooting yourself in the right or left foot.

Just do what us Canadians do...vote in the most interesting guy at the time (who cares about politics...politicians suck at their jobs anyway!). Our current prime minister survived a break-in to the prime-minister's house (apparently our elite security force couldn't snatch this burglar) and the PM himself had to hit the guy over the head with a statuette carved by an Inuit artist.

...or how about Trudeau, one of the flashiest prime ministers...who actually gave voters the finger, dated Hollywood celebs and could actually kick a football and not look stupid.

-GL

 

[Fathom4]

Thunderbooty really nailed it. The President pretty much goes along party lines for the most part.

It really comes down to picking and choosing which issues are the most important to you, that's what will determine how you vote. Anyone who says they completely aggree with every issue of one party or the other must be a politician.

 

[nickdakick]

<< neither candidate blows my skirt up. >>


Err, you're wearing skirts Fathom ? /me confused

 

[BoberFett]

GL - I did just that and now I've got a pro-wrestler for a governor.

 

[Fathom4]

OK Nick, it's really a kilt.


And I don't wear underwear. YEAH BABY!

 

[KingHam]

<< Funny how, when people with a conservative axe to grind, can only misquote ONE or TWO things Gore has said. >>



This is an inane thread and I hate to add fuel to the fire but, in the name of equal time, there are an abundance of Gore goofs here and here.

KingHam

 

[Harvey]

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That's one of my favorite Bush-lite quotes and probably the most intelligent thing he's said, to date. Do you have a link to the source?

It's a good thing all the words have only one syllable. I doubt that he can pronounce, let alone comprehend the meaning of any word with two or more. I would never hand the big button to any moron who pronounces the word, nuclear as NOO-CUE-LAR.

Behind those beady eyes lies a vacuum looking for a place to suck. I hope it is never the White House.

 

[Thunderbooty]

I'm just glad im not persuaded by the slickness or the apparent idiocy of a candidate when every move they make once in office is sculpted behind the scenes by the puppet masters.

 

[I'm Typing]

Boberfett: Do you even know the definition of slander? When the words come out of the man's mouth, on camera, he is not slandering himself! My placing the quotes is also not slander--again they are his words, not mine.

Let me ask you this: If GW was found to have an IQ of less than 100, would you still vote for him? Where is the line drawn? When picking a candidate, you should look at where he stands on the issues, but you should also take into account the candidate's ability to grasp problems and think on the fly. If Gore had bushlite's intelligence level and &quot;befuddlement factor&quot;, and bushlite had Gore's grasp of the issues and intelligence, I would vote for bushlite without hesitation. I state again, I do not think this man is smart enough to be a capable president.

 

[Zucchini]

&quot;Typical, rather than boost your candidate you slander the competition. Be proud of yourself, I'll never vote Democrat.&quot;

Yes, as the other guy said, slander? You must be kidding. You probably tune in some conservative talk radio stations...on those you hear nothing but slander. Gore is a liar, gore is immoral, blah blah blah.

 

[BoberFett]

I already told you, Bush isn't my candidate you twit. Read what I've typed, or don't bother responding at all.

Edit: Apparently Zuchhini is content to rely solely on their anti-Bush quotes, but won't read the filth about Gore that KingHam posted links too.

 

[I'm Typing]

King Ham: Interesting web site. They take an interpretation of what Gore says, and do what they can to make the statements sound like lies. Guess what? All politicians lie! At least the statements do not make Gore sound like an idiot. Which is the point of this thread.