The funny names thread (My HS principal's name was Steven Dickoff :D)

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HS principal: Steven Dickoff. Rumor had it his daughter's name was Terra.

Also, I worked at an appliance store a few years back and one of our customers' names was "Tom Jerkoff"

No joke.

I bet nobody an beat those two :D
 
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I had a girl at my highschool named Eden Seamen no BS.
There was also a guy named Christopher Robert Dix or C. R. Dix
 
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My wife worked with a girl 25 years ago, named Candy. She married a guy whose last name was Barr or Bar. Pretty cool, eh?
 
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Actual Proctologist: Seymore Heiney
A patient of my aunts (she's a Physical Therapist): Rich Coffee (or, on the Medical forms, "Coffee, Rich" and "Mr. Coffee")
My middle school principal's last name was Dick. I can't remember his first name, but I will always remember his wife's, Anita. (Yup, his wife was Anita Dick. Dead serious.)

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Well a teacher from my old school had the last name of "Hoare" which is pronounced "whore".

He admitted he was the butt of many jokes in school because of that, and didn't mind us chuckling over his last name. He was a cool guy, I feel sorry for his wife though.

Our current Prof has a last name of "Lun" which means dick in Hindi. And we have a lot of Indian/Pakistani guys in that class so its sometimes hard to keep a straight face when the Prof is talking about rods and sliding collars (he's our Physics prof).
 
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My JV baseball coach was Rob Peterson, and my varsity coach was Pete Robinson. Same school, they still coach JV, Varsity. Not real funny, but incredibly coincidental.
 
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I have a friend who works in a hospital maternity ward and she sees many new birth certificates come and go.

One crackwhore mother named her son: "Shithead" pronounced: shi 'teeed

Another jive-ass momma named her twins: "Orangelo" & "Lemongelo" ...hope they like Jello.
 
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Originally posted by: Dolemite69
I have a friend who works in a hospital maternity ward and she sees many new birth certificates come and go.

One crackwhore mother named her son: "Shithead" pronounced: shi 'teeed

Another jive-ass momma named her twins: "Orangelo" & "Lemongelo" ...hope they like Jello.
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Do you happen to live in the south? I think I met somebody who knew these these two.

 
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HS Physics professor named Mr. Knipple.
College engineering professor Michael "Hand" Gregg. His middle name literally was Hand.
Another college engineering professor named B.J. Love. BJ Love's Homepage
 
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I've got the best one and it is totally true. My study hall lady's name was......... Rosie Dick.

Edit: It was also known that her husband's name was Harold. If I had my yearbook with me I could scan it in but I don't have it.
 
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I posted this back in a similar thread a couple months ago...but anyway...


There's a guy who lives just north of town named Harry Dick :eek: no idea what the parents were thinking
 
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At my old job I talked to a guy named Tran Traun.

Names I saw in our local phonebook:

Albie Gay

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Seriously.
 
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One of the staff at my high school was named Glasscock. There was another fellow whose last name was Kuntz, but we pronounced it a different way, heh.

edit: There was this person whose last name was Suxta. We always called her Suxta be you.
 
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Originally posted by: Dolemite69
I have a friend who works in a hospital maternity ward and she sees many new birth certificates come and go. One crackwhore mother named her son: "Shithead" pronounced: shi 'teeed Another jive-ass momma named her twins: "Orangelo" & "Lemongelo" ...hope they like Jello.
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on that note, i was reading SI couple years back and some college lineman was named Porkchop Harris? or some last name, but w/ a name like Porkchop, do you need a last name?
not as good as mr. shi 'teeed but porkchop? mama musta been hungry during that delivery it was some school down south
 
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Originally posted by: Jombo
Originally posted by: Dolemite69 I have a friend who works in a hospital maternity ward and she sees many new birth certificates come and go. One crackwhore mother named her son: "Shithead" pronounced: shi 'teeed Another jive-ass momma named her twins: "Orangelo" & "Lemongelo" ...hope they like Jello.
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on that note, i was reading SI couple years back and some college lineman was named Porkchop Harris? or some last name, but w/ a name like Porkchop, do you need a last name? not as good as mr. shi 'teeed but porkchop? mama musta been hungry during that delivery it was some school down south
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i've gotta agree... 'shi' teed" has to be the greatest name ever.

reminds me of that SNL sketch with kevin nealon:

"Can i speak to mr. asswipe?"
"it's "ahz-wee-pay"
 
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Originally posted by: Broohaha
HS principal: Steven Dickoff. Rumor had it his daughter's name was Terra.

Also, I worked at an appliance store a few years back and one of our customers' names was "Tom Jerkoff"

No joke.

I bet nobody an beat those two :D
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Damn our Dean's first name was Dich and we had a field day with it, I could only imagine the cruel yet appropriate names you guys called you Principle
 
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