The funniest thing to ever happen in a camode bowl was __________?

[acemcmac]

Inspired by my visit to the camode just a minute ago. It's one of those office park, jet powered toilets with the huge oblong shaped bowl.

I dropped the second half of my bomb and the flat face of it just splat-ed on the bottom of the toilet and stood straight up.... sortof like a sand castle. Then I went to flush and I swear to God- it parted the seas. A jet powered toilet couldn't budge my erect fecal matter. I got a huge wad of toilet paper and knocked it over myself.

I'll post my runner up story (starring a friend) later

whats your funniest toilet story?

edit for linkie (MSPAINT), requested by chuckywang

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[MikeyIs4Dcats]

BAN

 

Okay, that's disgusting.

 

[George P Burdell]

BAN BAN BAN

 

[acemcmac]

oh, cmon. I'm going for the funnies :laugh:

 

[hevnsnt]

lol

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

BAN

 

[Amused]

The funniest thing to ever happen in a camode bowl was __________?

This thread

 

[chuckywang]

HAHAHAHAHHA....that good laugh out of me. I still don't know the physics of your feces though. Perhaps an MS Paint pic would help.

 

[cjgallen]

BAN

 

[acemcmac]

okay, runner up story:

good friend of mine (huge... like 6' 4" fellow) LOVED going to the bathroom. It was his favorite time of the day and he packed for it like you'd pack to go to work or on a picnic.

he'd stand up and say "magazines. check. airfreshener. check." etc etc

one day he ran back into the bathroom with his camera came back and showed me a picture. He dropped a continouous bomb that started in the hole, spiraled 3/4ths the way around the bowl and came back up and peaked out of water :shocked:

 

[sunzt]

Watch go down the hooolllee....
Wallet go down the hoooolllee.....

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

BAN

 

[cjgallen]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
BAN

 

[ActuaryTm]

Toilet humor.

One of the unequivocal things certain to not get you laid.

 

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
BAN

quit yer neffin

 

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: chuckywang
HAHAHAHAHHA....that good laugh out of me. I still don't know the physics of your feces though. Perhaps an MS Paint pic would help.

your wish is my command... uploading now

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Originally posted by: acemcmac

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
BAN

quit yer neffin

still gotta go with the BAN FTW

 

[hevnsnt]

dude, I cant wait

 

[Uppsala9496]

One of my friends was nice enough to take a photo of his on his phone and send it to me. Nothing like seeing a turd that looks like the letter 'Q'.

 

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: Uppsala9496
One of my friends was nice enough to take a photo of his on his phone and send it to me. Nothing like seeing a turd that looks like the letter 'Q'.

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

[IamElectro]

hah

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Link

 

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
Link

nef anyone? you sure do post in my thread often enough for having such problems with it

 

[bradruth]

:laugh:

You should have left it standing.