The funniest thing I have read in a long time ... not even theonion can beat this

[clockhar]

Read this:
AOL Virus

That's not right, but still way, way too funny ... I am loving it

 

[Hanpan]

LOL...

 

[dafatha00]

hehehe..funny

wait a minute...i got this in my email and deleted aol.exe! oh no!!

 

[Antisocial Virge]

I live like 5 minutes from the guy it seems. Maybe I should go shake his hand

 

[clockhar]

You should praise him! He is my hero

 

[PG]

The truth is not only stranger than fiction, but funnier as well.

 

[kag]

hehehehe

 

[ElPool]

oh yea. haha. that is funny. thank god i do not have
the aol.exe virus. you can be sure that i would delete that
sucker right away if i did.

these are the same people who call tech support saying they need a new internet because the one they bough is broken.

 

[spamboy]

That's pretty funny, here's a bump for it.

 

[yellowperil]

This Ray Owens character reminds me of that SNL skit, Nick Burns, The Computer Guy.

 

[purplehayes]

<< Did you know that Bill Gates gives $50 to everyone who deletes the AOL.EXE virus? >>

El-Oh-El!

PH

 

[Russ]

If you guys haven't read through the eMail and his responses, do it. There is some VERY funny stuff in there! I love this one he sent in response to a numbnuts that complained:



<< (3) WARN YOUR FRIENDS about the AOL.EXE virus and DON'T let any of them
pick up one of those CDs. A man in Wheeling, West Virginia, allowed his
wife to bring home one from the grocery store. He watched in horror as she
burst into flames, totally destroying the twelve pack of Bud Light she was
carrying. They had to sedate the man so he'd quit shouting, &quot;My beer! My
beer!&quot; >>



Russ, NCNE

 

[Homer_Simpson]

Haha...man, i wonder how many AOL ppl did that...boy they would definitely be SOL.

Homer

 

[gittyup]

DELETING AOL.EXE WILL FREE YOUR IQ TO GO ABOVE 85!!!

 

[Pyro]

Brilliant, simply brilliant

 

[element]

I don't get it what's the joke? All I see there is a public service announcement.

It's like the announcement &quot;It's 10pm do you know where your children are?&quot;

cept this one is &quot;Have you deleted AOL.exe yet?&quot;

 

[clockhar]

<< Dear Mr. Smartass Joke Site Owner,
You think you're so funny and so clever with your little fake AOL Virus joke. Let me assure you that you are not. As someone with friends who suffer from AOLitis, I feel that your cutesy prank will serve no purpose other than to take attention away from the *actual* disease.

Oh, sure, people will get a quick laugh, and stupid people will actually locate their AOL.EXE file and deleted it, but the end result is that there will still be 30 million people out there who need help, and you will no doubt hurt their chances of them ever receiving the treatment they need, you and YOUR F**KING JOKEADAY SH*T MOTHERFU--

*sniff*

Sorry, I just get so emotional when talking about this. Please give careful thought to what you are doing, Sir. AOLitis is very real, indeed, with millions suffering, and your making light of the situation will only cause the pain to continue.

Sincerely,
Chris White
TopFive.com

>>



That's gotta be my favorite e-mail. Not because it is a flame/support e-mail, but because it is the truth

 

[TheOverlord]

i'm a new subscriber, i want to be a part of anything to piss of AOLers

 

[clockhar]

oh come on, we can't let this die off so quickly, so here's a bump

 

[Russ]

I can't stop laughing! Of course, some doophus writes to tell him how he's going to be &quot;sued&quot;. Part of his response:



<< Lawyer 2: Can I go to the bathroom?

Judge: If you always do what Mr. Owens says, why aren't you on his premium
subscription lists? Or his party list? He told you to sign up for 'em. He
told you to click on the ads and you didn't do that, either.

Lawyer 1: Your Honor, Mr. Owens *said* this was *very* important. He said
to *pay attention*. So, that's different than all of that stuff *he* want
us to do. He didn't *say* that other stuff was important.

Lawyer 2: Your Honor, I really can't hold it much longer.

Judge: Oh, because Mr. Owens didn't say the other stuff was important, you
chose to ignore it. Why?

Lawyer 1: Because it's a *joke* list, your Honor. No one takes anything on
a *joke* list seriously.

Lawyer 2: Oh sh!t.

Lawyer 1: Oh, man, I blew it.

Lawyer 2: No, really. I think I just sh!t.

Judge: Case dismissed. >>



Bwuahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

Russ, NCNE

 

[djchemistry]

hehehe, here's a free bump.
In my CS classes at Berkeley, even the professor has a good laugh when he hears someone's email ending in @aol.com.

 

[Phunktion]

That man is now a legend in my book..

 

[Zorba]

The AOL.EXE has destroyed millions of computers and millions of minds. It's an insidious infection that is affecting the people who are *most* in need of mental health to begin with.

I have been going to Joke A day for years (probably 3 or 4) and I must see this is the best thing I have ever seen Ray do .

 

[Redwingsguy]

got this in my mailbox as well, got a good laugh

 

[astroview]

I was wondering why I had people emailing my helpdesk (where I work) asking how to replace sulfnbk.exe, I mean why the hell would you delete?

ROTFL

dumb@ss MBA students, sigh...