- Sep 29, 2003
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I dont usually read my junk mail, but I happened to read one with an interesting title.
It reads:
"Hi Dave Lastname,
indicating of folding a calumnies the affirm is havent
She entrust was butter of hovels it hers desolate
Me ropes tricks is mankind of fouled a connoisseurs
A ventriloquism the unendurable obeyed it shouts she spent
You cutting of killed the mask and quartered or pyjamas
Not shoes you merriest and subsequent me payed cassock
No attracted is crime this daylight of narrator the corrupted
If unhurried we jewellers of memories a perish? is diviners
An fuels me prompted you significantly she pairs bluebordered
Have offered hopeless of mathematician it dreamer was herring
Was keenness not floated cemetery a settling or portrait
And basis harshly is inseparable of clean an listlessly"
After the read, I had mixed emotions of hilarity, confusion, love and tragity, depression and joy....
Now, either the spammer is a complete foreign asshat or an amazing poet.
EDIT: After the 'poem', the email proceeds to advertise Viagra, of course.
It reads:
"Hi Dave Lastname,
indicating of folding a calumnies the affirm is havent
She entrust was butter of hovels it hers desolate
Me ropes tricks is mankind of fouled a connoisseurs
A ventriloquism the unendurable obeyed it shouts she spent
You cutting of killed the mask and quartered or pyjamas
Not shoes you merriest and subsequent me payed cassock
No attracted is crime this daylight of narrator the corrupted
If unhurried we jewellers of memories a perish? is diviners
An fuels me prompted you significantly she pairs bluebordered
Have offered hopeless of mathematician it dreamer was herring
Was keenness not floated cemetery a settling or portrait
And basis harshly is inseparable of clean an listlessly"
After the read, I had mixed emotions of hilarity, confusion, love and tragity, depression and joy....
Now, either the spammer is a complete foreign asshat or an amazing poet.
EDIT: After the 'poem', the email proceeds to advertise Viagra, of course.
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