The funniest, and I mean FUNNIEST, thing I have ever heard

[mdchesne]

search function no worky so I can't bump the OP. anyways, you gotta listen to the whole thing through (~3 minutes)

http://fagsupport.ytmnd.com/

Punch line that made me lose it: "I keep dying!!!!!" LMFAO!

 

[Crescent13]

doesn't work for me. Says I need quicktime but I have the latest version installed.

 

[JasonSix78]

LMAO, oh my goodness. I think I seen this guy post in the software/apps forum.

-Jason

 

[mdchesne]

Ok, i'll give you the cliffs:

@sshat calls in for tech support on CS
starts bawling (I mean BAWLING) because "My counterstrike work!"
so after the tech support guy finally gets him to settle a bit, the kid cries out "I always die! When i try to win, I ALWAYS DIE!"
then he blames it on his aiming and how CS must be flawed cause he can't win in CS

LMFAO

 

[edro]

His screaching, junior high voice is extremely annoying.

Kinda funny though.

 

[Juice Box]

"do you hate me because I'm Jewish?!"

 

[gnomepunk]

omg, i think i know this guy.

 

[toekramp]

hahaha, this was amazing

 

[Juice Box]

that kid's tone changed awfully quick for him to be "really upset" about the problem......I dont know why the tech support guy actually bought his BS

 

[mdchesne]

the matter of him actually breaking down on a call to tech support makes him the #1 noob ever, IMO, and hopefully everyone else's
the matter of him thinking he sucked was based on a software flaw makes him the #1 noob for years to come :laugh:

 

[Linux23]

BWAAHAHAHAHAHHA

 

[TallBill]

i call shens. not funny

 

[ahurtt]

Originally posted by: TallBill
i call shens. not funny

Shens. It's gotta be a prank. NOBODY can really be that pathetic. . .can they?

 

[purbeast0]

hahaahah OMG dude, that is one of the FUNNIEST things I have ever heard on the internet.

hahahahaha

 

[mdchesne]

Originally posted by: ahurtt

Originally posted by: TallBill
i call shens. not funny

Shens. It's gotta be a prank. NOBODY can really be that pathetic. . .can they?

dunno... some people from CS who wander into CoD with me and my buds are exactly like that

 

[ironcrotch]

Originally posted by: purbeast0
hahaahah OMG dude, that is one of the FUNNIEST things I have ever heard on the internet.

hahahahaha

hahaha its bringing me to tears.. haha

 

[tweakmm]

Just for the sake of the human race I really hope that that is total shens.
If it is shens then... eh....
If not... I'm not torn between laughing until I can't breathe or seriously considering suicide on the off chance that I have any of that kids genes they so will not get passed on.

 

[Crescent13]

I had to open it in IE. WOW, who would do that? I hope it is shens.

 

[imported_Phil]

This is, quite easily, the most pathetic thing that has ever been, is, and ever will be.

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

Originally posted by: TallBill
i call shens. not funny

Word up. Not real, not funny.

 

[LASTGUY2GETPS2]

Shens. No way this is real.

 

[Kanalua]

gotta be shens...

 

[Nohr]

This one's similar but for a MMORPG.
http://www.jokaroo.com/prankcalls/chronicleshadowbanegame.html

I wanna be uber!!

 

[ahurtt]

Originally posted by: Nohr
This one's similar but for a MMORPG.
http://www.jokaroo.com/prankcalls/chronicleshadowbanegame.html

I wanna be uber!!

Is it the same guy? Wow. . .it really sounds similar to the guy in the OP. "Sir, I'm really frustrated." "I keep dying." Voice even sounds similar. Now I think even more the OP link is Shens.

 

[Vegitto]

Bwahahahaha! This is extremely funny. Ha. Ha. </sarcasm>

It was kinda funny when he cried, but then it sucked. So there.