The Flight Risk (a true tale by your pal, NuclearNed)

[ViRGE]

I concur. :thumbsup:

Thirded! There's a reason we gave this guy a custom title.😛

 

[Captante]

Right on time ... my evening needed a pick-me-up! 🙂

 

[n7]

enchantingly story good sir :thumbsup:

 

[NuclearNed]

Awesome... but how was the rest of the flight?

the best I can say is that it got me home

 

[NuclearNed]

The lack of TSA activity at the end was somewhat disappointing.

How did the suitcase survive?

the ordeal scraped the crap out of it, but its still perfectly functional

 

[NuclearNed]

Would have been better if the suitcase had emptied it's guts in sympathy of your stomach issues.

that's exactly what I was picturing as it was flying down the escalator. That, and the suitcase taking someone out at the bottom...

 

[NuclearNed]

Good story, but



WTF dude? 😵

Nobody balks when the phrase "white people" is used.

 

[vshah]

awesome, as always.

 

[DrunkenSano]

Damn, I was expecting the TSA cavity search to collide with your stomach's sudden rebellion into a fantastic explosive finish.

 

[Blackjack200]

Nobody balks when the phrase "white people" is used.

It has nothing to do with the phrase.

But whatever, I'm not a mod, and several have clearly read your story and have no problem with it.

 

[ViviTheMage]

haaaaaaaaa