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The Flat Earth Society.

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Lifer
http://www.flat-earth.org/

While the Society is not a "crackpot" group, it is opposed to the fashionable, politically correct Spherical Earth theory, which is expounded every day by so-called "scientists", the media and political leaders. The Society asserts that the Earth is flat and has five sides, that all places in the Universe named Springfield are merely links in higher-dimensional space to one place, and that all assertions are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true false and meaningless in some sense.
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hehehe
 
Originally posted by: Heisenberg
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Boy I hope that's a parody site...
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Why would you say that?
Isn't this sound Scientific Theory?
Gravity is a lie invented by the purveyors of the inherently false spherical Earth theory. The theory of gravity has never been proven. There is no gravity, only inertia. The Earth moves through space like a giant elevator. We do not fall off because we are kept down by inertia. The Earth has inertia.
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Originally posted by: Cyberian
Originally posted by: Heisenberg
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Boy I hope that's a parody site...
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Why would you say that?
Isn't this sound Scientific Theory?
Gravity is a lie invented by the purveyors of the inherently false spherical Earth theory. The theory of gravity has never been proven. There is no gravity, only inertia. The Earth moves through space like a giant elevator. We do not fall off because we are kept down by inertia. The Earth has inertia.
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Gee when you put it that way...I see now that these past several years and this degree was a total waste of time.
 
Originally posted by: Heisenberg
Originally posted by: Cyberian
Originally posted by: Heisenberg
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Boy I hope that's a parody site...
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Why would you say that?
Isn't this sound Scientific Theory?
Gravity is a lie invented by the purveyors of the inherently false spherical Earth theory. The theory of gravity has never been proven. There is no gravity, only inertia. The Earth moves through space like a giant elevator. We do not fall off because we are kept down by inertia. The Earth has inertia.
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Gee when you put it that way...I see now that these past several years and this degree was a total waste of time.
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lol this stuff is great!!
 
So technically you WOULD be able to walk off the earth and watch it float ever farther away from you.
I dare someone to try this and report back to me.
 
Originally posted by: IEatChildren
So technically you WOULD be able to walk off the earth and watch it float ever farther away from you.
I dare someone to try this and report back to me.
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brb

 
Originally posted by: IEatChildren
So technically you WOULD be able to walk off the earth and watch it float ever farther away from you.
I dare someone to try this and report back to me.
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So technically, you eat children. I dare you to try this and report back to me.
 
Originally posted by: Cyberian
Originally posted by: IEatChildren
So technically you WOULD be able to walk off the earth and watch it float ever farther away from you.
I dare someone to try this and report back to me.
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brb
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If you do that, you'll never become a Lifer!

Oh wait...
 
Originally posted by: IEatChildren
So technically you WOULD be able to walk off the earth and watch it float ever farther away from you.
I dare someone to try this and report back to me.
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I am floating!!!!
<using Wireless to post... oh no!! loo..sing... conn..e.c..
 
THE FLAT EARTH LIBERATION FRONT AGAINST TELEVISION (FELFAT)

Before the Earth was enspherized, people could escape television broadcast beams by direct linear travel. This is no longer the case, as television broadcast transmissions encircle the finite globe. The goal was not spherization, but limitation. The most obvious solution, to cut off the remainder of the planet beyond a small fixed inner area, giving a flat, bounded earth with the traditional falling-off-the-edge-of-the-world, would have been too obvious, and would have left too much evidence of the deed.

Instead they cut out that same fixed inner area, then wrapped it up into a sphere, and destroyed historical evidence of the flat unbounded earth.
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ROFL, this page is awesome. It has to be parody, no way someone could believe this 😀
 
so planes that circle the earth... which has been done, and things orbiting the planet just fall off and then "might" return.... i somwhow think that planes would be used less if sometimes i flew too far away from earth.... these people need a suprise vist from a tack hammer

and according to this the normal world wins anyways
 
"THE FLAT EARTH LIBERATION FRONT AGAINST TELEVISION"
LOL, they hate television, but apparently the internet is ok.😕
 
Mr. Teapot says:

Anyone displaying these cartoons are Satanist fighting to achieve Satanic goal. The mission of Disney are Satanic. Mickey Mouse is a rat everyone knows he is SATAN. To find out what the New-Age movement is all about, read Snow White and the seven Dwarfs. Prince charming is the antichrist, and the Queen is a freemason with links to Maitreya and Elmer Fudd. Black helicopters followed me in Disneyland from Magic 'microwave' Mountain to EPCOT (New World Order headquarters).

Oh yeah!
 
I actually had this brought up by some students on campus one time, they were members of the Baptist Student Union and were putting on a "play" called Evolution: The Big Lie in the commons. While trying to convince me to attend they mentioned their standpoint of believing in a literal translation of Genesis *lmao* and specifically attacked both Earth being a sphere and the existance of dinosaurs (!!!).

Yeah, gotta love that Bible Belt...
 
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