The five rules of posting.

[Forsythe]

I heard once on the danish radio about 5 rules used to describe why people haven't responded to your post. They seemed quite humorous and i'd like to find them again to pull them out once in a while.
Does anyone know where i can find these?

I think the guy who wrote them was english.

 

[robothouse77]

1) ...awww never mind

 

[Forsythe]

I wonder which rule this one falls under...
I have a knack for making threads/posts noone respond to, like this one.

 

[Cristatus]

I wonder if anybody will ever find those rules...I wanna know.

 

[JDrake]

We did not find results for ""five rules of posting"".

sry

 

[Forsythe]

I can't believe it's this hard to find.

It started under the forums used in outlook express.

 

[leon94]

#1 rule is to not talk about usenet.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

OP's Five Rules of Posting:

1) Cry about racism in a thread not related to it
2) Cry more, no0b
3) Spell racism wrong
4) Insist that you're using the term correctly
5) Sackride

- M4H

 

[Forsythe]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
OP's Five Rules of Posting:

1) Cry about racism in a thread not related to it
2) Cry more, no0b
3) Spell racism wrong
4) Insist that you're using the term correctly
5) Sackride

- M4H

hehe, aww, how cute.
I'd call you a troll but that's like calling the internet a revolution in the way humans communicate.

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: Forsythe

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
OP's Five Rules of Posting:

1) Cry about racism in a thread not related to it
2) Cry more, no0b
3) Spell racism wrong
4) Insist that you're using the term correctly
5) Sackride

- M4H

hehe, aww, how cute.
I'd call you a troll but that's like calling the internet a revolution in the way humans communicate.

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEDddddddddddd

 

[JDrake]

lol no sun block burn

 

[imported_Trippin315]

Originally posted by: SirStev0

Originally posted by: Forsythe

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
OP's Five Rules of Posting:

1) Cry about racism in a thread not related to it
2) Cry more, no0b
3) Spell racism wrong
4) Insist that you're using the term correctly
5) Sackride

- M4H

hehe, aww, how cute.
I'd call you a troll but that's like calling the internet a revolution in the way humans communicate.

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEDddddddddddd

Why are the d's at the end lowercase. They should all be uppercase to keep the flow of the weak comeback.

 

[BoomerD]

Try this...

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

The five rules of dodgeball are:

1. Dodge
2. Duck
3. Dip
4. Dive
5. Dodge

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: Trippin315

Originally posted by: SirStev0

Originally posted by: Forsythe

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
OP's Five Rules of Posting:

1) Cry about racism in a thread not related to it
2) Cry more, no0b
3) Spell racism wrong
4) Insist that you're using the term correctly
5) Sackride

- M4H

hehe, aww, how cute.
I'd call you a troll but that's like calling the internet a revolution in the way humans communicate.

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEDddddddddddd

Why are the d's at the end lowercase. They should all be uppercase to keep the flow of the weak comeback.

It is fading away... god...

 

[Chryso]

Originally posted by: leon94
#1 rule is to not talk about .

And you can't even follow #1

 

[thomsbrain]

Originally posted by: SirStev0

Originally posted by: Forsythe

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
OP's Five Rules of Posting:

1) Cry about racism in a thread not related to it
2) Cry more, no0b
3) Spell racism wrong
4) Insist that you're using the term correctly
5) Sackride

- M4H

hehe, aww, how cute.
I'd call you a troll but that's like calling the internet a revolution in the way humans communicate.

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEDddddddddddd

that amazing flame went right through my flamesuit and i was just READING it! :Q

 

[rudder]

Rule 6. Don't post scam emails. Yes, we have all seen those emails and to answer your question yes it is a scam.