The first visit to the psychiatrist

[Geekbabe]

A gentleman went to his first session with a new psychiatrist dressed only in saran wrap.

The doctor looked up from his desk at the patient and said "I can clearly see you"re nuts" 😛

 

[guyver01]

don't quit your day job.

😛

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: guyver01
don't quit your day job.

😛

lol,a doctor told me that one😀

 

[Mucho]

Shouldn't it be: I can clearly see your nuts?

 

[OulOat]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: guyver01
don't quit your day job.

😛

lol,a doctor told me that one😀

Did he see you're nuts too?

 

[SWScorch]

A man goes into a psychiatrist's office and says, "I keep having these recurring dreams. One night I'm a tipi, the next night I dream I'm a wigwam. Over and over!" The shrink looks at him for a moment and says "I got it! You're too tense!"

😀

 

[Electric Amish]

Originally posted by: Mucho
Shouldn't it be: I can clearly see <STRONG>your nuts</strong>?

See, therein lies the rub... It all depends on the context of "nuts"...

 

[blakeatwork]

Brutus???

When'd ya get the operation???

😛

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish

Originally posted by: Mucho
Shouldn't it be: I can clearly see <STRONG>your nuts</strong>?

See, therein lies the rub... It all depends on the context of "nuts"...

Also depends on if you're typing the joke or telling the joke.

 

[Budmantom]

I thought it was funny.

 

[ggavinmoss]

Originally posted by: SWScorch
A man goes into a psychiatrist's office and says, "I keep having these recurring dreams. One night I'm a tipi, the next night I dream I'm a wigwam. Over and over!" The shrink looks at him for a moment and says "I got it! You're too tense!"

😀

I :heart: that joke.

😀

-geoff

 

[stormbv]

lol...it's funny, because it's true. Medical science knows nothing about the mind.

 

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: Budmantom
I thought it was funny.

Same here made me laugh


Sysadmin

 

[FoBoT]

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Thank you for the headache.

 

[SWScorch]

A man walks into a dentist's office. The dentist asks, "Can I help you?" The man says, "Well, you see, I have this problem. I think I'm a moth." The dentist says, "Well you don't need me, you need a psychiatrist." The man says, "I know." The dentist asks, "Well then why did you come in here?" The man replies, "Well, the light was on..."

 

[tm37]

Geekbabe, for you information, you will not get away with this. It has to stop right there. Enjoy until your time is up😉

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: tm37
Geekbabe, for you information, you will not get away with this. It has to stop right there. Enjoy until your time is up😉

I know your treatment information is confidential,that's why I didn't say your name in my first post😛

 

[jadinolf]

Patient-- Doctor, no one likes me.

Doctor== Why do you think that is?

Patient== Why you stupid idiot, if I knew I wouldn't be here.

 

[tm37]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: tm37
Geekbabe, for you information, you will not get away with this. It has to stop right there. Enjoy until your time is up😉

I know your treatment information is confidential,that's why I didn't say your name in my first post😛

:Q LIAR :Q

 

[JaydenChris]

Originally posted by: jadinolf
Patient-- Doctor, no one likes me.

Doctor== Why do you think that is?

Patient== Why you stupid idiot, if I knew I wouldn't be here.

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