The Falwells are really cuckservatives... who knew??

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Ajay

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According to the Abrahamic tradition, it's always the woman's fault. They are responsible for the "original sin" after all.
Not in Christianity. This is serious sin. He should do penance, make reparations. He and his wife should receive counseling to rectify their behavior. It’s just unacceptable for a Christian to continue this behavior. But, given what much of modern evangelicalism has become, I wouldn't count on it. The Shepard's are feasting on their own flock.
 

MtnMan

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The Falwells are really cuckservatives... who knew??

Did I know, of course not, this white trash is not worth any of my attention.

Am I surprised? Of course not, people that put up a cloak of religion are almost not what they appear.
 

hal2kilo

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The Falwells are really cuckservatives... who knew??

Did I know, of course not, this white trash is not worth any of my attention.

Am I surprised? Of course not, people that put up a cloak of religion are almost not what they appear.
Yea, who knew they were just gussied up trailer trash.
 

kage69

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Oh this is the funniest answer...

"I don't want to participate, so can I just sit in the corner and audit the class? Glory! "

Methinks the kids are getting hip to the evangelical bullshit. Get out while you can kids!!

Agreed, but you're missing part of it.

"I'm looking forward to Mr. & Mrs. Jerry Falwell, Jr.'s motel lecture on how a Trinity is formed. I don't want to participate, so can I just sit in the corner and audit the class? Glory!"

Fuck it up Betty.

Family friend got kind of mad at me last summer. He just remarried, new wife very religulous, and was trying to impress me with news of his step son being accepted to Liberty. I did my best to stifle my mix of sympathy and amusement, offer congrats anyway but he was pissed. I congratulated him for the milestone, but ended with 'Think you're pissed now? Wait a few years. You'll see.'

Guess who is just incensed at Jerry's little diploma mill now? lol
 
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alien42

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Trump shaking the pool boy's hand while Falwell watches. knowing that Michael Cohen was involved in some sort of blackmail in regards to this whole situation is nuts.

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sportage

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Organized religion? TV evangelist? It's all BS. The only reason TV evangelist do what they do is because they know it is easy money AND.... easy tax free money. So, one could either rob a bank, mug old women, break into houses, or.... become a TV evangelist. And one must also understand that to think and act like a criminal takes a pretty low corrupt person, and that is exactly what TV evangelist basically are. Is it any wonder the evangelist migrate to other people, like Donald Trump? Bird's of a feather....

Or how about getting into organized religion not only for the free money but for the sex? If you're a pedophile and like diddling little boys then organized religion is the career for YOU. Sign up today.

I have an idea.... instead of these presidents and politicians sucking up to religion and to the evangelist, why not have a president and politicians that promote the ending of all organized religion? Campaign on just doing away with it all. After all, religion and faith is in the heart, not on TV and not in the Vatican. If believing that true faith and religion starts and ends with the individual then maybe these evangelist could be exposed for what they really are, opportunist. Evangelist take advantage of religion for personal financial gain, for political power, and for the illusion of superiority over others. We don't necessarily need an atheist in the Whitehouse, all we need is a president and politicians that respect the separation between church and state. And politicians that don't give a crap about YOUR religion, or for you to be concerned about THEIRS.

IT's ALL A SCAM. These people are all crooks looking to make a fast buck, and... TAX FREE. Plus, for the great kinky sex.
 

MtnMan

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IT's ALL A SCAM. These people are all crooks looking to make a fast buck, and... TAX FREE. Plus, for the great kinky sex.
Don't single out just the TV huksters that are scammers. It's all a scam, regardless of religion, denomination, or sect. We will get you into a place that doesn't exist, but you must support us with your money.
 

digiram

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Trump shaking the pool boy's hand while Falwell watches. knowing that Michael Cohen was involved in some sort of blackmail in regards to this whole situation is nuts.

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Dude is studying the hand shake hard. Like “damn that’s how my wife’s legs shake”. Hahahaha
 

nickqt

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Don't single out just the TV huksters that are scammers. It's all a scam, regardless of religion, denomination, or sect. We will get you into a place that doesn't exist, but you must support us with your money.
I've always loved this bit from Carlin.
 

Paratus

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This family is like a straight up porno flick. Kid banging friends mom, poolboy, Jerry cucking on a boat. Lmao

former Liberty University student says Becki Falwell, the wife of the university’s then-President Jerry Falwell Jr., jumped into bed with him and performed oral sex on him while he stayed over at the Falwell home after a band practice with her eldest son in 2008.

I am uncertain whether to make an American Pie “one time at band camp” joke or an Animal House Deans Wife joke.

Still jokes aside that’s a rough situation to be put in for the guy. Band mates evangelical mom whose the schools presidents wife puts the moves on you and later it comes out to the entire public.
 

Sunburn74

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Lol. Again none of this is illegal or even immoral. It's all perfectly fine. It's only funny and newsworthy because of the viewpoints and beliefs they demand society to follow, whilst quietly doing just the opposite.
 

MtnMan

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Becki is a freak !
In bed some levels of freaky can be interesting. The irony is the fact their well healed lifestyle is based on anything but freaky. Missionary position only, only for the purpose of procreation.
 

soundforbjt

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In bed some levels of freaky can be interesting. The irony is the fact their well healed lifestyle is based on anything but freaky. Missionary position only, only for the purpose of procreation.
I didn't say it was a bad thing...
 

HomerJS

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Lol. Again none of this is illegal or even immoral. It's all perfectly fine. It's only funny and newsworthy because of the viewpoints and beliefs they demand society to follow, whilst quietly doing just the opposite.
It's also newsworthy because of the rules they put on student at that so called University. They also had major influence convincing evangelicals to throw away their morality and vote for Trump
 

sportage

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The evangelicals are worried that liberal democrats will kill off religion, I think evangelicals had better worry about their evangelical dicks when it comes to killing off their religion.
 

HomerJS

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The evangelicals are worried that liberal democrats will kill off religion, I think evangelicals had better worry about their evangelical dicks when it comes to killing off their religion.
The dicks on evangelicals will be covered with orange when Trump loses this fall. I don't want to hear any moralizing from them, EVER
 
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alien42

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Lol. Again none of this is illegal or even immoral. It's all perfectly fine. It's only funny and newsworthy because of the viewpoints and beliefs they demand society to follow, whilst quietly doing just the opposite.

it's immoral by the standards set and preached by those involved, that's why it's funny.