The Fakin' Jamaican! Miss Cleo settles with FTC, $500 million customer debt forgiven

Maetryx

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Maetryx here, :cool:

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The amazing part is that they had accounts receivable of $1 billion, and collected half of it! The fakin' Jamaican apparently was born in the little Carribean community of LOS ANGELES :D. Reminds me of _Born in East L.A._.
 

Stallion

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I can't beleive that there are enough tards out there to call that knucklehead for them to even be able to make $20.

Damn..
 

Jugernot

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Originally posted by: Stallion
I can't beleive that there are enough tards out there to call that knucklehead for them to even be able to make $20.

Damn..

People are stupid.... remember that.
 

notfred

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Originally posted by: Jugernot
Originally posted by: Stallion
I can't beleive that there are enough tards out there to call that knucklehead for them to even be able to make $20.

Damn..

People are stupid.... remember that.

Understatement of the year.
 

Maetryx

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Maybe I should start a new psychic pay-per-call service. I could be Mr. Leo from Europe. ;)
 

Stallion

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Originally posted by: Jugernot
Originally posted by: Stallion
I can't beleive that there are enough tards out there to call that knucklehead for them to even be able to make $20.

Damn..

People are stupid.... remember that.

I know, but "that stupid" is a little over the top.

 

Eli

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Originally posted by: Maetryx
Maybe I should start a new psychic pay-per-call service. I could be Mr. Leo from Europe. ;)

:D:D
 

Mustangrrl

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I knew that dork wasn't Jamaican, her accent went from slight to so heavy you didn't know what the hell she was talking about. Anyone that lost money to her deserved it for being so damn stupid.
~robyn
 

Jugernot

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Originally posted by: Maetryx
Maybe I should start a new psychic pay-per-call service. I could be Mr. Leo from Europe. ;)

Yah, but we'd all know that you were Mr. Maetryx from ATOT....
 

Jugernot

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Originally posted by: Stallion
Originally posted by: Jugernot
Originally posted by: Stallion
I can't beleive that there are enough tards out there to call that knucklehead for them to even be able to make $20.

Damn..

People are stupid.... remember that.

I know, but "that stupid" is a little over the top.

Obviously it wasn't over the top....
 

Maetryx

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Originally posted by: Jugernot
Originally posted by: Maetryx
Maybe I should start a new psychic pay-per-call service. I could be Mr. Leo from Europe. ;)

Yah, but we'd all know that you were Mr. Maetryx from ATOT....

Doh! You caught me. I *never* saw that coming. Well let's do this. I forgive you all for the $500 million dollars that you were going to stiff me anyway (INGRATES!). But go ahead and PayPal me the $500 million dollars that I was going to successfully scew you out of. I mean: out of which I was going to successfully screw you. (stupid prepositions)
 

T2T III

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Man, I am so bummed. :( How will I ever know my fate with the Feds shutting down her operation. It seemed believable to me - or, was I being scammed like all of the other callers?










The above statement was being added for humor purposes. ;) Actually, I think Miss Cleo and Martha Stewart would make good bunk mates in the pen. ;)
 

fatbaby

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Originally posted by: Maetryx
Maetryx here, :cool:

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The amazing part is that they had accounts receivable of $1 billion, and collected half of it! The fakin' Jamaican apparently was born in the little Carribean community of LOS ANGELES :D. Reminds me of _Born in East L.A._.

haha! born in east la was the sh!t...sure some parts were stupid...but the part when he is trying to cross the border in mexico is fvcking funny!
 

TNTrulez

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So let see... she pockets $500mil, give or take a couple hundred mils for operations/pays. She's still RICH!!!!
Damn smart if you ask me.
 

Moonbeam

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What's wrong with Miss Cleo bringing people comfort of mind. Rush Limbaugh does the same thing every day.
 

SoylentGreen

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This is another instance where nobobdy knows anyone that called. Well someone did for 500 million worth.
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And no, I didn't call.