The Existential Poetry of Donald Rumsfeld

Perknose

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Bonus!! Listen to four of them, set to music here. :D

It's a book, now a CD (see above).

Taken from his briefings and other public statements , the man's ouvre is a stunning combination of Jean Paul Satre and William Wordsworth!

Some examples:


Happenings


<P class=text>You're going to be told lots of things.
You get told things every day that don't happen.
<P class=text>It doesn't seem to bother people, they don't--
It's printed in the press.
The world thinks all these things happen.
They never happened.
<P class=text>Everyone's so eager to get the story
Before in fact the story's there
That the world is constantly being fed
Things that haven't happened.

All I can tell you is,
It hasn't happened.
It's going to happen.



Clarity

I think what you'll find,
I think what you'll find is,
Whatever it is we do substantively,
There will be near-perfect clarity
As to what it is.

And it will be known,
And it will be known to the Congress,
And it will be known to you,
Probably before we decide it,
But it will be known.



The Unknown

As we know,
There are known knowns.
There are things we know we know.
We also know
There are known unknowns.
That is to say
We know there are some things
We do not know.
But there are also unknown unknowns,
The ones we don't know
We don't know.



In Command (a haiku!)

A government is
governing or it's not, And
If not, someone else is.






 

Moonbeam

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My favorite tune of his was that all those hundreds of troops that died in Iraq, well that's OK because they volunteered and knew what to expect. Yup, I too predicted that an infantile psychopathic cowboy would steal the presidency with the help of his Daddy's friends and take us as soon as possible into an illegal war in Iraq so the Carlyle group and the oil companies could fatten their filthy carcasses on the spoils of war..
 

Shuxclams

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Originally posted by: Moonbeam
My favorite tune of his was that all those hundreds of troops that died in Iraq, well that's OK because they volunteered and knew what to expect. Yup, I too predicted that an infantile psychopathic cowboy would steal the presidency with the help of his Daddy's friends and take us as soon as possible into an illegal war in Iraq so the Carlyle group and the oil companies could fatten their filthy carcasses on the spoils of war..



Moombeam speaks angrily?









SHUX
 

Moonbeam

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Originally posted by: Shuxclams
Originally posted by: Moonbeam
My favorite tune of his was that all those hundreds of troops that died in Iraq, well that's OK because they volunteered and knew what to expect. Yup, I too predicted that an infantile psychopathic cowboy would steal the presidency with the help of his Daddy's friends and take us as soon as possible into an illegal war in Iraq so the Carlyle group and the oil companies could fatten their filthy carcasses on the spoils of war..



Moombeam speaks angrily?

SHUX

The dead cannot speak for themselves. If Dumbsf8ck can speak for them, I can too.

 

chess9

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Rumsfeld has mastered NON-SPEAK, DOUBLE-SPEAK, HALF-SPEAK, and at least another dozen heretofore unrecognized linguistic variants of GOVERNMENTESE, which is also a terminal illness.

I can't wait....

-Robert
 
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Originally posted by: chess9
Hanoi John Kerry has mastered NON-SPEAK, DOUBLE-SPEAK, HALF-SPEAK, and at least another dozen heretofore unrecognized linguistic variants of GOVERNMENTESE, which is also a terminal illness.

I can't wait....

-Robert

I agree, sir.
 

Crimson

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Rumsfeld/Ascroft in 2008.. Its my dream ticket.. seriously.. because the heads of all the libs on this board would spontaneously explode..
 

tallest1

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Originally posted by: Crimson
Rumsfeld/Ascroft in 2008.. Its my dream ticket.. seriously.. because the heads of all the libs on this board would spontaneously explode..

yeah, a shot to the head from our new facist police state would do that. :disgust:
 

chess9

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Galt:

No, Kerry The Dingleberry has mastered LOFTY SPEAK and QUIBBLE SPEAK only. He doesn't know PLAIN SPEAK, SPEAK, or even DON'T SPEAK, to say nothing of the variants of GOVERNMENTESE so ably mastered by the RUM TUM TIGER.

You obviously didn't serve your government, or your hard drive's been replaced.

-Robert
 

Red Dawn

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Originally posted by: Crimson
Rumsfeld/Ascroft in 2008.. Its my dream ticket.. seriously.. because the heads of all the libs on this board would spontaneously explode..
That would be Hillary's dream Republican ticket as that would be one she could run against and actually win

 

sierrita

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Originally posted by: xxxxxJohnGaltxxxxx
Originally posted by: chess9 Jackas$ John Galt has mastered NON-SPEAK, DOUBLE-SPEAK, HALF-SPEAK, and at least another dozen heretofore unrecognized linguistic variants of SuckUpToTheGOVERNMENTESE, which is also a terminal illness.

I can't wait....

-Robert

I agree, sir.

 

conjur

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Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: Crimson
Rumsfeld/Ascroft in 2008.. Its my dream ticket.. seriously.. because the heads of all the libs on this board would spontaneously explode..
That would be Hillary's dream Republican ticket as that would be one she could run against and actually win

Well, wouldn't take much. Esp. considering Ashcroft lost to a DEAD MAN in 2000!