This morning I come into work and there was 2 dozen krispy kreme donuts on my desk. Cool, I thought. I wouldn't buy a KK donut, but if it's free, I'll eat it.
Lunchtime rolls around. . .there were peanut butter cookies in the lunchroom! I passed on these despite them looking really good. . .
Time to leave work now and a guy comes in with a basket of cookies and other pastries!
What the hell is going on? I think I know. They are trying to fatten us up so we will never leave our seats and just keep working (between feedings).
So evil. . . .
Lunchtime rolls around. . .there were peanut butter cookies in the lunchroom! I passed on these despite them looking really good. . .
Time to leave work now and a guy comes in with a basket of cookies and other pastries!
What the hell is going on? I think I know. They are trying to fatten us up so we will never leave our seats and just keep working (between feedings).
So evil. . . .